If You Post Here 15 Times you will WIN 1,000,000 Gold !

[randylam]

i dont think hes gonna give the winner money cuz pips like that dont give money like that  

[userhoshi]

wahmbulance I NO twisted evil  

[xxAGHOSTxx]

i wonder, can you post in a row?  

[the_kill_from_yesterday]

1.
Best come back ever! - at least my mom doesnt get a littering ticket for dropping me off at school!  

[the_kill_from_yesterday]

2.
UGLY doesnt start with I its starts with U!  

[the_kill_from_yesterday]

3.
A paper cut is the paper's way of saying, "if i wast still a tree, i would give you a damn splinter! but this is the best I can do."  

[the_kill_from_yesterday]

4.
When I turned the volume up, wasnt inviting you to sing louder....II was actually giving you a hint to shut the ******** up.  

[the_kill_from_yesterday]

5.
Todays Forecast: Shitty with high chances ofdrama. Please take your "I dont give a ********" umbrella and have a nice day...  

[the_kill_from_yesterday]

6.
If your cooler than me that makes me HOTTER than you  

[the_kill_from_yesterday]

7.
Dear boy,

Telling me to make you asandwhich, doesnt make me want to make you a sandwhich..it makes me want to shove an xbox up ur a**.

Sincerely, pissed off girlfriend.

 

[the_kill_from_yesterday]

8.
How do you get a sweet little 80yr-old lady to say the [F] word?

Get another sweet little 80yr-old lady to yell "BINGO!!*

 

[the_kill_from_yesterday]

9.
L O V E = A for of amnesia when a girl FORGETS there are 12 billion other guys in the WORLD.  

[the_kill_from_yesterday]

10.
thats awkward moment when you're randomly staring at a random person and they look right back at you...  

[the_kill_from_yesterday]

11.
Dear alarm clock,

Can't you see that im in the middle of a good dream?!?!?!

Sincerely, please shut up.

 

[the_kill_from_yesterday]

12.
I sincerely hope that serial killers NEVER get a State Farm agent... "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there! With a hatchet! and a family of four!"