Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Pierre42]

Balmung gets picture of NORG

*inserts gil*

Wakka's collection: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), Tifa's implants ( 0o0o0o00 BIG) , air freshener, Aurons Sake (YAY an unlimited-supply-of-extremely-magical-and/or-flammable alchohol time to get drunk!)  

[Captain Glomps]

Pierre gets the fire saftey manual

*insers gil*

Invintory: Black mages hat, sephiroth's sword, Lulu push- up bra, Yuna's Dancer Dress Sphere , cats bell, how to repair with soul manual, garnet's horn, a peice of paper saying 'please don't kick the machine' (no hard fellings), quick silver , door to tomorrow, orb of light, black chocobo, zell's gloves, omnislash tech, Suitcase full of potions, Jupiter Crest , Crusader Wagon, judda (who pulls the wagon), the invincible (who needs a wagon when you have an air ship), black materia, 9999 cactar needles ( Hey! You killed Judda), suitcase full of phoenix downs (nope Judda lives), Lady Luck Dresssphere, champion bealt ,a new brand of Potion flavored Soda, shield materia, gold chocobo ( I can now start a chocobo farm of my own), keycard 60, victorious, link http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/finalfantasy.html, bahamut card, pet cactar , Tonberry voodoo doll, blessed gem, girl next door, Jenova cell injection syringe, Ruby, Sephiroth Cape (i'm on my way to kill aeris now), Princess Guard , Timber Maniacs (Balamb edition), Tifa outfit, Digging team, Quad Stage, Auron's sake jug (YAY. i like sake), tonberry kings knife, revolver gunblade , chocobo fur coat, Army standard issue Esthar blade ,small toy of Ultima weapon,
cowboy hat, Elevator, enemy skill materia, tifa piano, buster sword (yay! IT'S MINE), blade polishing kit , Acoustic guitar, toy Masumune (someone has been making copies of my sword), master materia, Sephiroth wig (are you trying to suggest something people?!), How to be like Sephiroth and twist your mind to his level (*draws out masamune and starts to slash at judda*), training sword, machina scout, lots of ideas, Invisible book of invisibility  

[Pierre42]

M.G.G. gets stone that was put in pond and suspiciously resembles a water stone

*inserts gil*
Wakka's collection: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), Tifa's implants ( 0o0o0o00 BIG) , air freshener, space of air where there is nothing , Aurons sake, fire safety manual (hmmm interesting)  

[Captain Glomps]

Pierre gets a coupon for a free item from the vending machine

*inserts gil and considers kicking the machine but then remembers the note in her invintory

Invintory: Black mages hat, sephiroth's sword, Lulu push- up bra, Yuna's Dancer Dress Sphere , cats bell, how to repair with soul manual, garnet's horn, a peice of paper saying 'please don't kick the machine' (no hard fellings), quick silver , door to tomorrow, orb of light, black chocobo, zell's gloves, omnislash tech, Suitcase full of potions, Jupiter Crest , Crusader Wagon, judda (who pulls the wagon), the invincible (who needs a wagon when you have an air ship), black materia, 9999 cactar needles ( Hey! You killed Judda), suitcase full of phoenix downs (nope Judda lives), Lady Luck Dresssphere, champion bealt ,a new brand of Potion flavored Soda, shield materia, gold chocobo ( I can now start a chocobo farm of my own), keycard 60, victorious, link http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/finalfantasy.html, bahamut card, pet cactar , Tonberry voodoo doll, blessed gem, girl next door, Jenova cell injection syringe, Ruby, Sephiroth Cape (i'm on my way to kill aeris now), Princess Guard , Timber Maniacs (Balamb edition), Tifa outfit, Digging team, Quad Stage, Auron's sake jug (YAY. i like sake), tonberry kings knife, revolver gunblade , chocobo fur coat, Army standard issue Esthar blade ,small toy of Ultima weapon,
cowboy hat, Elevator, enemy skill materia, tifa piano, buster sword (yay! IT'S MINE), blade polishing kit , Acoustic guitar, toy Masumune (someone has been making copies of my sword), master materia, Sephiroth wig (are you trying to suggest something people?!), How to be like Sephiroth and twist your mind to his level (*draws out masamune and starts to slash at judda*), training sword, machina scout, lots of ideas, Invisible book of invisibility, stone that was put in pond and suspiciously resembles a water stone  

[Pierre42]

M.G.G. gets jackpot of various FF healing items that spew from the machine

*inserts gil*

Wakka's collection: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), Tifa's implants ( 0o0o0o00 BIG) , air freshener, space of air where there is nothing , Aurons sake, fire safety manual, free coupon (YAY I'll save this *opens wallet full of unlimited imaginery gil*....crap)  

[lack-of-originality]

Pierre gets a set of throwing knives

invintory: albed translation vol. 3, celestrial mirror, dark matter, desert rose, bahamut zero summon, flash grenade (BOOOOOOOOOM!), a moomba, small music box, toilet paper, red rose, mystery potion (better not mix it with the special potion and the secret potion. i don't want to be a frog now do i ), Caladbolg  

[Kazumi-Azakura]

LOO gets Tifa

*inserts gil*

Inventory: Vincent's Chaos Form, Machina 550-I, and Key to Sector 5, Picture of NORG  

[Pierre42]

L.O.O. gets Tifa's implants for free (She ain't quite Tifa without these)
Balmung gets Massive cannon from the ship place in FF7 (I don't remember the name)
*inserts gil*

Wakka's collection: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), air freshener, space of air where there is nothing , Aurons sake, fire safety manual, free coupon, set of throwing knives (its ninja time! ninja )  

[Captain Glomps]

Pierre gets Botta

*inserts gil*

Invintory: Black mages hat, sephiroth's sword, Lulu push- up bra, Yuna's Dancer Dress Sphere , cats bell, how to repair with soul manual, garnet's horn, a peice of paper saying 'please don't kick the machine' (no hard fellings), quick silver , door to tomorrow, orb of light, black chocobo, zell's gloves, omnislash tech, Suitcase full of potions, Jupiter Crest , Crusader Wagon, judda (who pulls the wagon), the invincible (who needs a wagon when you have an air ship), black materia, 9999 cactar needles ( Hey! You killed Judda), suitcase full of phoenix downs (nope Judda lives), Lady Luck Dresssphere, champion bealt ,a new brand of Potion flavored Soda, shield materia, gold chocobo ( I can now start a chocobo farm of my own), keycard 60, victorious, link http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/finalfantasy.html, bahamut card, pet cactar , Tonberry voodoo doll, blessed gem, girl next door, Jenova cell injection syringe, Ruby, Sephiroth Cape (i'm on my way to kill aeris now), Princess Guard , Timber Maniacs (Balamb edition), Tifa outfit, Digging team, Quad Stage, Auron's sake jug (YAY. i like sake), tonberry kings knife, revolver gunblade , chocobo fur coat, Army standard issue Esthar blade ,small toy of Ultima weapon,
cowboy hat, Elevator, enemy skill materia, tifa piano, buster sword (yay! IT'S MINE), blade polishing kit , Acoustic guitar, toy Masumune (someone has been making copies of my sword), master materia, Sephiroth wig (are you trying to suggest something people?!), How to be like Sephiroth and twist your mind to his level (*draws out masamune and starts to slash at judda*), training sword, machina scout, lots of ideas, Invisible book of invisibility, stone that was put in pond and suspiciously resembles a water stone, jackpot of various FF healing items that spew from the machine  

[Pierre42]

M.G.G. gets Gippal's Godly Giganticly great gun (hehe)

*inserts gil*

Wakka's collection: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), air freshener, space of air where there is nothing , Aurons sake, fire safety manual, free coupon, set of throwing knives, Botta (Ya you are on the bench this time!)  

[Captain Glomps]

Pierre gets water rod

inserts gil*

Invintory: Black mages hat, sephiroth's sword, Lulu push- up bra, Yuna's Dancer Dress Sphere , cats bell, how to repair with soul manual, garnet's horn, a peice of paper saying 'please don't kick the machine' (no hard fellings), quick silver , door to tomorrow, orb of light, black chocobo, zell's gloves, omnislash tech, Suitcase full of potions, Jupiter Crest , Crusader Wagon, judda (who pulls the wagon), the invincible (who needs a wagon when you have an air ship), black materia, 9999 cactar needles ( Hey! You killed Judda), suitcase full of phoenix downs (nope Judda lives), Lady Luck Dresssphere, champion bealt ,a new brand of Potion flavored Soda, shield materia, gold chocobo ( I can now start a chocobo farm of my own), keycard 60, victorious, link http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/finalfantasy.html, bahamut card, pet cactar , Tonberry voodoo doll, blessed gem, girl next door, Jenova cell injection syringe, Ruby, Sephiroth Cape (i'm on my way to kill aeris now), Princess Guard , Timber Maniacs (Balamb edition), Tifa outfit, Digging team, Quad Stage, Auron's sake jug (YAY. i like sake), tonberry kings knife, revolver gunblade , chocobo fur coat, Army standard issue Esthar blade ,small toy of Ultima weapon,
cowboy hat, Elevator, enemy skill materia, tifa piano, buster sword (yay! IT'S MINE), blade polishing kit , Acoustic guitar, toy Masumune (someone has been making copies of my sword), master materia, Sephiroth wig (are you trying to suggest something people?!), How to be like Sephiroth and twist your mind to his level (*draws out masamune and starts to slash at judda*), training sword, machina scout, lots of ideas, Invisible book of invisibility, stone that was put in pond and suspiciously resembles a water stone, jackpot of various FF healing items that spew from the machine, Gippal's Godly Giganticly great gun  

[Pierre42]

(I give youi a great gun and you give me that!!! stare )

M.G.G. gets red ring

*inserts gil*

Wakka's collection: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), air freshener, space of air where there is nothing , Aurons sake, fire safety manual, free coupon, set of throwing knives, Botta, Water rod  

[Captain Glomps]

Pierre gets a pet Nova Dragon (happy now?)

inserts gil*

Invintory: Black mages hat, sephiroth's sword, Lulu push- up bra, Yuna's Dancer Dress Sphere , cats bell, how to repair with soul manual, garnet's horn, a peice of paper saying 'please don't kick the machine' (no hard fellings), quick silver , door to tomorrow, orb of light, black chocobo, zell's gloves, omnislash tech, Suitcase full of potions, Jupiter Crest , Crusader Wagon, judda (who pulls the wagon), the invincible (who needs a wagon when you have an air ship), black materia, 9999 cactar needles ( Hey! You killed Judda), suitcase full of phoenix downs (nope Judda lives), Lady Luck Dresssphere, champion bealt ,a new brand of Potion flavored Soda, shield materia, gold chocobo ( I can now start a chocobo farm of my own), keycard 60, victorious, link http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/finalfantasy.html, bahamut card, pet cactar , Tonberry voodoo doll, blessed gem, girl next door, Jenova cell injection syringe, Ruby, Sephiroth Cape (i'm on my way to kill aeris now), Princess Guard , Timber Maniacs (Balamb edition), Tifa outfit, Digging team, Quad Stage, Auron's sake jug (YAY. i like sake), tonberry kings knife, revolver gunblade , chocobo fur coat, Army standard issue Esthar blade ,small toy of Ultima weapon,
cowboy hat, Elevator, enemy skill materia, tifa piano, buster sword (yay! IT'S MINE), blade polishing kit , Acoustic guitar, toy Masumune (someone has been making copies of my sword), master materia, Sephiroth wig (are you trying to suggest something people?!), How to be like Sephiroth and twist your mind to his level (*draws out masamune and starts to slash at judda*), training sword, machina scout, lots of ideas, Invisible book of invisibility, stone that was put in pond and suspiciously resembles a water stone, jackpot of various FF healing items that spew from the machine, Gippal's Godly Giganticly great gun, red ring  

[Pierre42]

M.G.G. gets Sephiroth (You bet!)
Sephiroth: "Why am I being sold for only one gil?"

*inserts gil*

Wakka's collection: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), air freshener, space of air where there is nothing , Aurons sake, fire safety manual, free coupon, set of throwing knives, Botta, water rod, pet nova dragon  

[lack-of-originality]

Pierre gets Wakka's left hand

*inserts gil*

invintory: albed translation vol. 3, celestrial mirror, dark matter, desert rose, bahamut zero summon, flash grenade (BOOOOOOOOOM!), a moomba, small music box, toilet paper, red rose, mystery potion (better not mix it with the special potion and the secret potion. i don't want to be a frog now do i ), Caladbolg, Tifa, Tifa's implants for free eek