Marshall Lee vs Awesome Caleb - Crimson Falls Match

[Punkology]

"The following contest is a Crimson Falls Match! In order to win, a competitor must first make their opponent bleed before executing a successful pinfall or submission! Introducing first..."

Weather: Clear, night sky.
Wind: 7 mph
Temperature: 36 degrees Fahrenheit.

 

[Insayhem]

[ Personal Jesus - Marilyn Manson ]

Out from behind the curtain emerged the former two time champion of BBW, Marshall Lee with his sister trailing behind him. The male sibling sported his usual cocky grin on his face, as if he was hot s**t and he knew it.

Dallas, seemed to share her brother's slight arrogance, strutting along with him with a smirk of her own and matched Marshall's. The two really did look erriely similar. However, there was a sense of serenity between the two. As if they were ready to make peace and move on



And his opponent...Making his way to the ring, accompanied by the Voodoo Queen, Dallas Cruz, from Corpus Christi, Texas, weighing in at 225lbs...Marshall Lee!

Marshall nodded towards Dallas, motioning for her to follow after him as he proceeded to make his way down the ring, taking his time to interact with the fans. This of course, consisted of giving out some high fives and blowing some kisses to some of the adoring ladies.

Dallas followed after him, her lips moving and mumbling as she looked back and forth on either side of her, smiling sweetly at the fans. As to what exactly the Voodoo Queen was mumbling, it was hard to tell. Was it a curse for Marshall's opponent or a blessing her for half brother?

The siblings took their time doing this, making sure to interact with as much of the audience as they could within the time they had to make their entrance.

Marshall approached the ring and hopped onto the ring apron, posing and show boating for the audience as Dallas climbed up the steps. Marshall sat on the second rope, pulling up the top one while he did so to allow Dallas to climb on it before following after her.

Once in the ring, he would continue to show boat, climbing up on the ring posts to pose and smirk out to the crowd, while Dallas' hazel eyes looked around. She eyed the referee, all four sides of the ring, even to Commentator Guy and Commentator Troy out at ring side. Her gaze was enough to make those that were under it nervous. Then again, who wouldn't be squirmy under the gaze of a mystic?

Marshall's music began to fade out, meaning it was time for the match to lead into the beginning. He moved away from the ropes and towards his own turnbuckle to prepare for the start of the match with his sister by his side, her hand on his head, the other on his chest over his heart. She was muttering something to him, most likely a blessing or spell of some sorts.

 

[Fox Platinum]

|The cowbell of Mississippi Queen by the old 1970s band, Mountain, rang out.|

DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT!
DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT!
"Hailing from Awesome City, in the State of Awesomeness!
Coming in at an overpowering.. sixfootthree, twohundredtwentypounds.
Currently the Official Owed Opportunity Invitational of 2015 BEE-BEE-DOUBLE-U..!
He is... AWWWW-SOOOOOME! CAY-YAY-LUB!!"
DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT!
DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT!

Mississippi Queen!
If you know what I mean!

Mississippi Queen!
She taught me everything!
Way down around Vicksburg!
Around Louisiana Way!
Lived a Cajun Lady!
We called her Mississippi Queen!

Awesome Caleb stepped out with chest out, carrying a confident smile with his walk, he stopped briefly at ramp for the ritual release.. as Awesome Caleb brought his hands behind his head, swiveled those rockin' awesome hips!
Then transitioning both hands to pointing out at his audience, to the right and to the left of him.
A holding pause, for building pressure, and then a single thrust forward of his groin!
Setting off a single, large shot of sexual metaphorical pyrotechnic directly behind Awesome Caleb!
Fans loved it! A jubilance of volume erupted out of the crowd, giving great approval to this entrance performance!

You know she was a dancer!
She moved better on wine, while the rest of them dudes was a-gettin' their kicks!
Buddy, beg your pardon, I was getting mine!

Mississippi Queen!
If you know what I mean!

Mississippi Queen!
She taught me everything!
This lady she asked me!
If I would be her man!
You know that I told her!
I'd do what I can!

Continuing his way with swag, down the ramp, Awesome Caleb held a chin up, duck lip smirk on his approach toward the ring! Awesome Caleb reeked of so much awesome that fans felt awesome for watching the aweseomeness of the The Awesome One rolled in-ring popped in a few awesome sit-ups to keep his awesome abdominals, then kipped to those awesome feet for a turning face off with Marshal Lee.

To keep her looking pretty!
Buy her dresses that shine, while the rest of them dudes was a-makin' their bread!
Buddy, beg your pardon, I was losing mine!

Awesome Caleb's music faded away during the guitar solo and soon after the bell was heard.

Miss E had followed out, tagging along, far behind.. and did anyone notice her presence?
Eventually awareness of her existence would be known, as she was there because Dallas is.

 

[Insayhem]

Marshall watched with a rather impressed look on his face as his opponent, Awesome Caleb, made a very...well, awesome entrance. The vamp even gave a small, subtle clap before motioning for his sister, Dallas, to leave the ring. She did as she was told, climbing through the ropes her brother had sat on in order to give her an easier exit. The tall mystic took her place by ring side, keeping a very close on on Caleb's own companion.

So much for having an advantage in numbers. It seemed everything evened out.

Marshall kept to his corner of the ring, rolling his shoulders and shifted from foot to foot as he tied back his thick, luscious hair into a bun in order to get it out of his face throughout the match, as well as prevent any uncool hair pulling that might occur.

The bell rang after both entrances have been made and everyone was in their place, to which Marshall gave a soft smirk as he made his way to the center to meet up with Awesome Caleb. He pointed at him, his middle and index finger extended with his thumb out, his hand shaped like gun. "Bang." he taunted as he folded down his thumb. "Let's get this show rolling."

 

[Fox Platinum]

The bell rang off as the two approached at center..

~CLANG! CLANG!~

Suddenly Awesome Caleb gave a wide-eyed look of fear, as he saw the most criminal threat of a gesture that one could ever witness in their life! "BANG!!" It was an absolute life changing moment, as soon as that monster, Marshall Lee, uttered such a criminal action from his lips! "Bang" A cold blooded move that should have this horrid man, Marshall Lee, arrested and tried for attempted murder!! A completely criminal act!

As Caleb slapped and clenched at the very spot of Marshal's finger bang aim! His awesome knees began to lose their strength, with it's awesomeness seeming to seep away, out into nothingness, those knees trembled.. then Caleb's knees, once powered with his awesomeness, met the canvas! Caleb appeared to have trouble breathing, chest heaving, and he looked up into Marshall's eyes.. Caleb, having a look of an absurd amount of fearful tears that he was magically pulling out from a exaggerated face of emotion!

"Why? Why? Why...?" was all that the Awesome One could mouth out.

Insayhem

Miss E, though, didn't share in Caleb's obnoxiousness. Her response was a more serious and simple act of face palming, that was a slight one with her temple dipping down to touch the tips of her fingers. She certainly felt a tinge of regret for supporting this young.. man.  

[Insayhem]

Fox Platinum

Marshall was rather caught off guard when Caleb took his action literally, falling to his awesome knees in a very awesomely convincing manner. He looked out towards Dallas, as if to question if she was looking at the same thing he was.

She totally was.

Shrugging to one another, Marshall turned back towards Caleb and held his pistol finger up to his lips to blow the pretend smoke before 'tucking' it back to his hips. He took a few steps towards him, his swagger very much like that of a cowboy. "This here ring isn't big enough for the two of us," he would say out loud with that cocky smirk on his face, "There's only room for one man of awesomeness....and it's me!"

Oh...no...he...did...not!

 

[Fox Platinum]

Insayhem

Oh, no he did not, indeed! Message received and challenge accepted, as Awesome Caleb dropped his act like a disease ridden hat! Those crocodile tears were gone faster than a black man in a white rally. His expression in a dead serious mode, as Marshall had just threatened the very fabric of his being, and now he must defend this self-professed honor of awesomeness!

This match was no longer just a pointless Crimson Falls Match.
It was one of which Awesome Caleb was to defend his title as awesome!

Marshall Lee didn't need another title, he had already held the TV Championship.. nor did he need those balls. Awesome Caleb took advantage of Marshall's lowered defense, bringing that johnson too close and a headbutt was the resulted consequence! I mean vampires are dead, right? So, he's not going to have any use for that noodle and mini meatballs. And with that not so awesome moment for both Marshall Lee and Awesome Caleb, who has his face in another man's crotch..

Awesome Caleb makes a fast move to follow up, trying to forget that shameful moment, he pops off his knees to catch the head of Marshall, assuming his head would be expectedly lowered, and drive Marshall Lee's face into the canvas with a stunning DDT!  

[Insayhem]

((Oops, didn't realize my mistake in my entrance! Marshall is currently not the TV champ! My apologizes!))

That smirk on Marshall's face quickly vanished as a cranium collided with his family jewels. The crowd let out a loud "Ooooooh!" as many males in the audience sympathized with Marshall, and winced. It seems they all definitely knew what that felt. Even Dallas twisted up her face in discomfort, showing pity for her brother.

An expression of pure agony soon replaced that cocky look of his as his hands quickly grabbed at his rather delicate area, all while hunching over slightly into a very vulnerable position. In this position, and with the ache in his groin, he could do nothing to stop Caleb from catching his head and slamming it down to the canvas with a DDT.

First his balls, now his pretty face? Perhaps Marshall shouldn't have bothered to get out of bed today.

 

[Fox Platinum]

Insayhem

Springing off his back and right back to his feet, Awesome Caleb was feeling especially awesome! So awesome, that he felt there was a good chance of a successful flirt! An awesome flirt! A flirt that would be directed for Dallas Cruz in form of showing off his fit, fit, fit body. And abdominals, can't forget those. Definitely can't, as he leaned back in his walk, hips forward, The Awesome One heading toward the Voodoo Queen.

This handsome, fresh-faced, young man gazed his ocean-blue eyes into those deep caramel eyes of Cruz, who would actually stand eye level with him.. but he was in-ring and could peer down at this Latina beauty. Aaannd.. now it was Awesome Caleb who carried that self-sucking, cocky, lip-smacking, smile.

Then something weird happened. Something strange. Quite odd, really.
A small amount of fan disapproval could be heard throughout the crowd.
Ah.. perhaps it was just those Edward Cullen fans..  

[Insayhem]

While Marshall was in the process of trying to figure out what hurt him the most, his busted balls or his face being slammed into the canvas, Dallas noted Caleb making his way, in a very awesome manner, towards her, looking at her with those blue eyes and flaunting that awesome body. Dallas would be lying if she said she wasn't looking...because she totally was.

Dallas adjusted her stance, shifting her weight from one leg to another as she smirked up at Caleb as she pulled back her hood just a bit so she can get a better look at him, and he at her. That's right, keep staring.

Because as this happened, Marshall could be seen getting back up to his feet behind Caleb. Slowly, but surely, with his hand still clutching at his nads. Noticing Caleb wasn't continuing the onslaught, he noticed that he was, instead, focused on his pretty sister. Taking advantage of this, Marshall attempted to rush over the best he could, despite the ache between his legs and the ache in his head, and would try to take Caleb down from behind with a reverse bulldog.

 

[Fox Platinum]

Insayhem

Foolishly thinking that there was a spark igniting between the two of them, with that prolonged gaze.. Awesome Caleb was losing his awesomeness in the prospects of love. Dropping his defenses, leaving his guard.. well, unguarded. Marshall Lee saw he had and he took this opportunity to slam Awesome Caleb's perfect, hunk of a face, into the canvas! Gift returned is all you could say, as fans responded their enjoyment of current proceedings.

Miss E... her cold blue's bugging out, grasping her head, trying to keep from blowing her top! This freaking idiot wants to play hook-up, during a ding-dong-diggity-doo-da match?!!! The hell?! This is going to stop right now! And so she slides right into the ring, on her stomach, pissed face-to-face of pain, Miss E grabs his thousand dollar hairdo to pull The Awesome One's face off the mat.. making a simple screaming statement.

"Keep your d**k outta the ring!"

That was it. Shoving herself off the canvas, the Referee was in her face the second she got on her feet, so she shoved him. "Outta mah face!" He started to push in directing her out of the ring. "Don't touch me!" Miss E put the Referee to his knees with a well placed knee, which led to her eviction from the match itself. Fans gave the sympathied wincing 'Oooooooooh!' and then followed with boos. Miss E didn't care and only responded in kind with her hand bird.

Just before exiting from ring and eventual back to the backstage, she turned to point at Lee with her special hand bird.. "Lucky I don't do you too!" Then with that mention, she jolted toward Dallas Cruz! Pouncing over the top ropes to only land on the ring edge, then hop down to step up.. um, rather look up, face to face with a six foot Latina, while Miss E only stood a tall five' six. Though she wore no intimidation, she stared into the eye's of Cruz, who she only had history of one match with in one other company..

"Don't care what ya'are.. don't mess with him afterwords.. or I'll mess you up!"
Warning or threat, whichever point of view chosen, spoke her words and made a turn as sharp as her scowl, Miss E left to exit. Leaving Awesome Caleb to fight without his manager.  

[Insayhem]

Marshall had successfully taken down a distracted Caleb, taking a mental note on thanking Dallas later by buying her an ice cream cone or whatever the hell it was that she liked. She earned it! Now that's what a good manager does. Dallas, however, winced just a little...thinking Caleb's face was far too good looking to be slammed down into the canvas. However, she'd be keeping that to herself.

It wasn't until Miss E had slid into the ring that Dallas began to grow a bit concerned. Nooo, no, this wasn't good. However, she kept her place where she was when she noticed the ref had began to take care of this little situation...though, not handing it very well. Don't prod a sleeping bull...don't mess with an angry lady!

Even Marshall had backed up a few steps when Miss E had turned her attention to him, quickly raising his hands up in a slight show of submission, "Hey, hey, take it easy, babe! I'm not doin' nothin'!" His face was a mix of amusement of what had occurred, but there was an obvious bit of nervousness around this girl as well. Being around women constantly, he knew when a woman made a threat, she was full intended on keeping it.

And here's where it got even better! Miss E had actually stepped up to Dallas! The size difference was uncanny, too! Either Miss E had a death wish or she had much more bravery than anyone had the right to. Who in their right mind would upset a witch? Dallas kept the eye contact, but her smirk faltered. "I'll hold you to that," came the retort from Dallas, careful not act rather than speak. She didn't want to get the same treatment Miss E had gotten from the ref.But her words were laced with mockery, showing that no one threatened the Voodoo Queen and got away with it.

And if anyone knew Dallas, they knew she was a spiteful woman. So who knew, maybe Dallas would begin showing much more interest in Caleb now that the seeds were planted. Shouldn't have done that, Miss E!

As Caleb's manager departed, Marshall pulled himself away form the corner he had backed himself into when Miss E had threatened him and gave his sister the finger guns, his way of telling her 'nice work'. He would turn his attention back to Caleb, getting this show back in action.

"Sucker for pretty girls, huh?" Marshall would reach down and try to grab a handful of Caleb's awesome hair (not as awesome as Marshall's glorious dark locks of course, that's for sure!) to try and lift him to his feet. "Can't say I blame you." If this was successful and Caleb was to his feet, Marshall would try to strike him hard and quick with a palm strike to the chin!

 

[Fox Platinum]

A palm strike wasn't to be, as Marshall's gunning never fired! The Awesome One, Awesome Caleb.. he had other ideas. Like, in snatching those despicable heels of Lee out from under him! Smiling confidently over his swept over opponent, he gave arrogant kicks to those legs he held up! One and then the other, from one to the other, one side to the next.. a sudden stop. Caleb threw his awesome head back, bellowing out, "Let's go for a walk, buddy-eeee!!!" Then picking out a leg from the two, he ducked his head under, putting that hunk of dead meat over his neck, for a good ol' leg stretching in the form of a Stretch Muffler!

((ifs & buts, will be striked out if it doesn't follow through..))
If this awesome guy can pull through with that, he'd use his awesomicity and drag around a mouthy corpse, until he spotted Cruz, once again.. the "flirtations" continued. A smirking wink from Caleb and oy vey, here we go, Awesome Caleb at it again.

Caleb, in all his awesomeness, would release Marshall! Letting him drop in a flop, and with a glare in his eye, Awesome Caleb with is awesome body, proceeded to dash in Dallas's direction! Man, this match seemed to be all about Dallas Cruz right now, and nothing to do with making your opponent bleed! Does anyone remember that this is a Crimson Falls Match?!

Anyway, Awesome Caleb hops on the ropes, giving a quick sexual harassment kiss at what he saw as a lovely Latina woman, in his idea of flirtation.. The Awesome One, Moonsault-ed his way back at the targeted opponent's.. back or front? Awesome Caleb was so full of himself that not once did he look back after dropping Marshall Lee! In all intents and purposes, Awesome Caleb could very well be Moonsaulting open canvas!