Heeeyy guys!
y`know me and my friend were having a fight lately.. :Y
Between kirito and eren yeager.. heart (GO KIRITO GOOOOO)
And we actually wondered if there was something about them two, like fanfiction, death battles or something.
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Guess what.
RAP BATTLES!!
*Least what i expected*
One is spanish, and one is english.
Though i like the spanish one more than the english one, because, even i dont know what they are saying, someone posted the translation into the comments :3 and it sounds cool xD

Spanish rap: Spanish rap
Translation:
Kirito: I log in in order to beat this stupid jerk
You can train three years, it's useless
Engaging in this combat has been your greatest mistake
Ever since you applied for the Survey Corps
I'm not lying, I thought you to be courageous and witty
Til you came accross the black swordsman
No-one trusts you, but oh well, what can we do about it
At least you can give pamperings to Levi
I think being the main character is too much for you
You're just a failed attempt of a sketch of Wander
Your friends think they're powerful
Let me laugh at it
Today I'll make an orgy with Rose, Sina and Maria.

Eren: What are you talking about?
You think you're a winner, dude?
Anyone can get strong in World of Warcraft
But beyond this screen there's just a slacker
Who got frustrated when he found out he was adopted
You don’t have either my style, my skills or my layer
But in Gun Gale Online you looked really pretty
Isn’t it sad that an octopus made of plasticine
Got to Touch Asuna more than you ever did?
I don’t know if it’s a bug, but you’re rapping as though you were dyslexic Even when who sold you your stuff was Akon
In my series carrying two swords is normal In yours, you people are so clumsy it’s a special ability

Kirito: I think you’re depressed, tell me what’s wrong
Maybe it’s because mummy was brutally devoured
Every girl from Sao wants to sheathe my sword
So I have the key to get in “Mikasa”
(mikasa=Myhouse If you get what I mean…
The heads in your manga are deformedly drawn
Compare my elegant suit to your uniform
I’m going to tear apart your wings of freedom
So “Eren Jeager”…
Well, now Eren is leaving

Titan Eren: I’m going to end you
roar, I’m a titan now, it' s your judgement
I’m going to obliterate this poor trendy gamer like Kayaba Akihigo,
I’m playing with you
And you cannot destroy me cause' I’m an immortal object
The Knights of Blood didn’t train you for that?
You’d better go to your sister/cousin and do incest
I destroy Kazuto, no-one can beat me
I’m the boss you’d find in the 101th floor

heeheeheee xDD

English rap: English rap

And 1 more question,
Who do you think would win if they fought against each other?

They say virtual Kirito
Real world eren

But if its like 50 - 50 and real world but Kirito has his abilities etc. and eren his titan form.
(remember it`s Kirito vs Eren not Kirito vs eren and titans)

I think kirito would win.
Honestly
because i love him xD
because he`s quick, and a titan is slow, and if it`s fifthy fifthy it wouldn`t be that a titan can one hit. of course eren would also have his 3DMG. :I

What is your opinion? heart