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Kirito VS Eren Yeager who wins? |
Kirito JUST BECAUSE >:3 |
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Eren Yeager JUST BECAUSE >:3 |
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None, they both would die. |
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Virtual world: Kirito Real world: Eren |
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Total Votes : 9 |
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 11:08 am
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Heeeyy guys! y`know me and my friend were having a fight lately.. :Y Between kirito and eren yeager.. heart (GO KIRITO GOOOOO) And we actually wondered if there was something about them two, like fanfiction, death battles or something. ................ ........................ Guess what. RAP BATTLES!! *Least what i expected* One is spanish, and one is english. Though i like the spanish one more than the english one, because, even i dont know what they are saying, someone posted the translation into the comments :3 and it sounds cool xD
Spanish rap: Spanish rap Translation: Kirito: I log in in order to beat this stupid jerk You can train three years, it's useless Engaging in this combat has been your greatest mistake Ever since you applied for the Survey Corps I'm not lying, I thought you to be courageous and witty Til you came accross the black swordsman No-one trusts you, but oh well, what can we do about it At least you can give pamperings to Levi I think being the main character is too much for you You're just a failed attempt of a sketch of Wander Your friends think they're powerful Let me laugh at it Today I'll make an orgy with Rose, Sina and Maria.
Eren: What are you talking about? You think you're a winner, dude? Anyone can get strong in World of Warcraft But beyond this screen there's just a slacker Who got frustrated when he found out he was adopted You don’t have either my style, my skills or my layer But in Gun Gale Online you looked really pretty Isn’t it sad that an octopus made of plasticine Got to Touch Asuna more than you ever did? I don’t know if it’s a bug, but you’re rapping as though you were dyslexic Even when who sold you your stuff was Akon In my series carrying two swords is normal In yours, you people are so clumsy it’s a special ability
Kirito: I think you’re depressed, tell me what’s wrong Maybe it’s because mummy was brutally devoured Every girl from Sao wants to sheathe my sword So I have the key to get in “Mikasa” (mikasa=Myhouse If you get what I mean… The heads in your manga are deformedly drawn Compare my elegant suit to your uniform I’m going to tear apart your wings of freedom So “Eren Jeager”… Well, now Eren is leaving
Titan Eren: I’m going to end you roar, I’m a titan now, it' s your judgement I’m going to obliterate this poor trendy gamer like Kayaba Akihigo, I’m playing with you And you cannot destroy me cause' I’m an immortal object The Knights of Blood didn’t train you for that? You’d better go to your sister/cousin and do incest I destroy Kazuto, no-one can beat me I’m the boss you’d find in the 101th floor
heeheeheee xDD
English rap: English rap
And 1 more question, Who do you think would win if they fought against each other?
They say virtual Kirito Real world eren
But if its like 50 - 50 and real world but Kirito has his abilities etc. and eren his titan form. (remember it`s Kirito vs Eren not Kirito vs eren and titans)
I think kirito would win. Honestly because i love him xD because he`s quick, and a titan is slow, and if it`s fifthy fifthy it wouldn`t be that a titan can one hit. of course eren would also have his 3DMG. :I
What is your opinion? heart
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