Easter Xros Caption Contest - Winners -1st please claim

[KiroMishima]

Rules are simple, post here a FUNNY caption on what Meramon and Akari are saying.

Anyone but burrito and chimichanga merchants can enter.
Remember, this is a caption contest and not a story telling contest so avoid placing long descriptions and stuff.

3 tamers with the funniest captions will win the following prizes after 4/23/14 will win:

1st Prize: Choice of Shoutmon or Gumdramon
2nd Prize: What 1st didn't want
3rd Prize: Spadamon

PRIZES CAN NOT BE TRADED, DEMANDED, OR GIVEN TO ANYONE ELSE.

 

[Ethan Kirito Soul]

Meramon: Don't worry, it only burns for the first few minutes.

Akari: Get away from me you *****>  

[Dexterity Bonus]

Meramon: Have you heard the good word about Jesus Christ?

Akari: Uhhhhhh I'm Jewish!

Sorry if this was offensive ; w;

 

[Xx_Yume_Shinkirou_xX]

Akari: Can you explain to me why I'm not burn from you grabbing me right now?"

Meramon: "Digital World and Anime logic."  

[Sorgaren]

Meramon: "Heeeey...wanna play the rape game?"

Akari: "What?! NO! Get off of me!"

Meramon: "Good, good! That's the spirit!"  

[Black_Blood Cat]

Meramon: "ARE YOU GETTING YOUR DAILY DOSE OF HOTNESS?"

Akari: "Stop that, Meramon! You're ruining my chances with this cute guy, geez!"  

[Shadow of Miracles]

Meramon: Excuse me, young miss

Akari: Wah! Geez you gave me a heartatta-!

Meramon: Hi, my name is Meramon. Do you know there's an issue facing many digimon today? I know a great number of us are concern.

Akari: .... what are-?

Meramon: According to Gallop Polls: 1 in 12 digimon are unaware that the Bird is the Word. I for one, dream of a Digital World where everybody knows that the Bird is the Word. A bird, bird bird...

Akari: No, wait Stop! Let me go!

Meramon: Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word. A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word...

Akrai: ********!!!!  

[Dstdnt]

Meramon: Is it just me or am I hot?

Akari: It's definitely you!

Meramon: I said It's getting hot in here so take off all your clothes!

Akari: I like my clothes on, now let go of me you creep!  

[SpazzticPanda1311]

Meramon: Excuse me miss, I couldn't help but notice you ignored me as I called out to you. I'm so thirsy, can't you just give me some-"

Akari: There's a reason I ignored you, and no I don't have any water... now get off!  

[Luigi Egbert]

Meramon: Come on baby, I got a Whamon Fortress with your name on it

Akari: I only go for guys with ElDradimons!  

[Sun Hou Yi]

Meramon: "Some say the world will end in fire.."

Akari: "Oh my goodness, it's a Brand rip off!"  

[KiroMishima]

Contest ends in about 23 hours  

[KiroMishima]

1st Prize:-EM- Epic Muffin
2nd Prize: SpazzticPanda1311
3rd Prize: Black_Blood Cat  

[Sorgaren]

I claim Gumdramon. ;D  

[KiroMishima]

-EM- Epic Muffin

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SpazzticPanda1311

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Black_Blood Cat

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