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So, we heard you were having some financial issues. Now, it probably doesn't help that you have such a high bill to pay thanks to your stay here at Neinescape. In fact, nine times out of ten, when a patient is done being treated here, their bill is so high that we just stick them in a nurse's uniform, slap them on the behind, and tell them, "Now get to work! And don't let me catch you slacking off!" Well, if it makes you feel better, you're not the only one in the Red. We are too....

Which is why we have good old Dr. Cheapskate in charge of finances!


***Note: If you are looking for Dr. Cheapskate, he is more
likely to be here in his office. Dr. Cheapskate may not
Actually help patients with financial burdens so much as
he might try to find cheap labor for the hospital. He also
works with Dr. Hero when it comes to the "Drug Trials" and
will collect money from these trials to go to the Hospital.