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 Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:46 am
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G.O.A.T
Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test (G.O.A.T.)
#1 You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
no.1) "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
no.2) "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
no.3) Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
no.4) Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.
#2 While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?
no.1) Amputate the foot before the infection spreads
no.2) Scream for help
no.3) Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities
no.4) Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads
#3 You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?
no.1) Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok
no.2) Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment
no.3) Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate
no.4) Lead the boy to safety, Then turn him over to the overseer
#4 Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?
no.1) Pitcher
no.2) Catcher
no.3) Designated Hitter
no.4) None, you wish the vault had a soccer team
#5 Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do?
no.1) Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol
no.2) Offer your most prized possession in exchange for the vault resident's life
no.3) Ask for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss.
no.4) Throw your tea in granny's face.
#6 Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?
no.1) Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door
no.2) Trade a vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.
no.3) Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.
no.4) Just walk away and let the old coot rot.
#7 Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?
no.1) A bullet to the brain
no.2) Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent
no.3) Pray, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
no.4) Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser.
#8 A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it?
no.1) Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions
no.2) Steal the comic book at gunpoint
no.3) Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk
no.4) Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka-Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious.
#9 You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....
no.1) Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.
no.2) Put a firecracker in the toilet. Thats sure to cause some chaos
no.3) Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills
no.4) Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves.
#10 Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives? - This question has no standing on your TAG skills, Nor the test results, and appears to be on the G.O.A.T simply as propaganda
no.1) The Overseer.
no.2) The Overseer.
no.3) The Overseer.
no.4) The Overseer.
The results are determined by a very simple formula: Each of the above questions (minus #10 obviously) adds 1 "point" towards the skill it represents. The skill with the most "points" at the end of the test is your result.
"They say the G.O.A.T never lies. According to this, you're slated to be the next vault ... Chaplain. God help us all."
* Prevalent skill: Barter
"Well according to this, you're in line to be trained as a laundry cannon operator. First time for everything indeed."
* Prevalent skill: Big Guns
"It's nice to know I can still be surprised. Pedicurist! I might have guessed Manicurist, or even Masseuse. But apparently you're a foot person"
* Prevalent skill: Energy Weapons
"It says here you're perfectly suited for a career as a Waste Management Specialist. A specialist, mind you, not just a dabbler. Congratulations!"
* Prevalent skill: Explosives
"Huh. "Vault Loyalty Inspector"... I thought that had been phased out decades ago. Well, sounds like a job right up your alley, hmm?"
* Prevalent skill: Lockpick
"Interesting. "Clinical Test Subject"... sounds like something you should excel at. I guess you and your dad will be working together."
* Prevalent skill: Medicine
"Looks like the diner's going to get a new Fry Cook. I'll just say this once: hold the mustard, extra pickles. Ha ha ha."
* Prevalent skill: Melee Weapons
"Thank goodness. We're finally getting a new Jukebox Technician. That thing hasn't worked right since old Joe Palmer passed."
* Prevalent skill: Repair
"Well, well. Pip-Boy Programmer, eh? Stanley will finally have someone to talk shop with."
* Prevalent skill: Science
"Huh. I wonder who will be brave enough to be your first customer as the vault's new Tattoo Artist? I promise it won't be me."
* Prevalent skill: Small Guns
"Apparently you're management material. You're going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor. Could I be talking to the next Overseer? Stranger things have happened."
* Prevalent skill: Sneak
"Wow. Wow. Says here you're going to be the vault's Marriage Counselor. Almost makes me want to get married, just to be able to avail myself of your services."
* Prevalent skill: Speech
"I always thought you'd have a career in professional sports. You're the new vault Little League coach! Congratulations."
* Prevalent skill: Unarmed (Male)
"Looks like you'll be putting your ... physical talents to good use as the vault's new Masseuse."
* Prevalent skill: Unarmed (Female)
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:04 am
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#1 You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
no.1) "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?" <------------ ninja
no.2) "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
no.3) Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
no.4) Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.
#2 While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?
no.1) Amputate the foot before the infection spreads
no.2) Scream for help
no.3) Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities <--------- ninja
no.4) Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads
#3 You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?
no.1) Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok <--------- ninja
no.2) Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment
no.3) Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate
no.4) Lead the boy to safety, Then turn him over to the overseer
#4 Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?
no.1) Pitcher <-------- ninja
no.2) Catcher
no.3) Designated Hitter
no.4) None, you wish the vault had a soccer team
#5 Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do?
no.1) Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol <--------- ninja
no.2) Offer your most prized possession in exchange for the vault resident's life
no.3) Ask for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss.
no.4) Throw your tea in granny's face.
#6 Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?
no.1) Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door <----------- ninja
no.2) Trade a vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.
no.3) Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.
no.4) Just walk away and let the old coot rot.
#7 Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?
no.1) A bullet to the brain
no.2) Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent <----------- ninja
no.3) Pray, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
no.4) Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser.
#8 A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it?
no.1) Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions
no.2) Steal the comic book at gunpoint
no.3) Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk
no.4) Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka-Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious. <---------- ninja
#9 You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....
no.1) Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.
no.2) Put a firecracker in the toilet. Thats sure to cause some chaos
no.3) Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills <--------- ninja
no.4) Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves.
#10 Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives? - This question has no standing on your TAG skills, Nor the test results, and appears to be on the G.O.A.T simply as propaganda
no.1) The Overseer. <--------------- ninja
no.2) The Overseer.
no.3) The Overseer.
no.4) The Overseer.
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:42 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:00 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:32 pm
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#1 You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
no.1) "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
no.2) "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
(i get into a lot of trouble this way)
no.3) Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
no.4) Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.
#2 While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?
no.1) Amputate the foot before the infection spreads
no.2) Scream for help
no.3) Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities
(I get into a lot of trouble this way)
no.4) Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads
#3 You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?
no.1) Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok
(property should not belong to the oppressors in the first place)
no.2) Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment
no.3) Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate
no.4) Lead the boy to safety, Then turn him over to the overseer
#4 Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?
no.1) Pitcher
no.2) Catcher
(i was actually a catcher on our school team, catchers make good managers since they know all the pitchers and see the whole game in front of them.)
no.3) Designated Hitter
no.4) None, you wish the vault had a soccer team
#5 Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do?
no.1) Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol
no.2) Offer your most prized possession in exchange for the vault resident's life
no.3) Ask for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss.
no.4) Throw your tea in granny's face.
(and then shoot her)
#6 Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?
no.1) Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door
no.2) Trade a vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.
(although i would prefer tear gas)
no.3) Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.
no.4) Just walk away and let the old coot rot.
#7 Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?
no.1) A bullet to the brain
no.2) Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent
no.3) Pray, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
no.4) Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser.
(or not. i think it would be fun to just leave it there.)
#8 A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it?
no.1) Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions
no.2) Steal the comic book at gunpoint
no.3) Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk
no.4) Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka-Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious.
(and then make out with him while he is unconscious)
#9 You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....
no.1) Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.
no.2) Put a firecracker in the toilet. Thats sure to cause some chaos
(toilet fun is always best. at Christian school, we put baggies of sulfur down the john; it was a delayed reaction explosion)/color]
no.3) Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills
no.4) Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves.
#10 Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives? - This question has no standing on your TAG skills, Nor the test results, and appears to be on the G.O.A.T simply as propaganda
no.1) The Overseer.
no.2) The Overseer.
no.3) The Overseer.
no.4) The Overseer.
(here is a true overseer: http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110516184630/marvel_dc/images/f/f5/Overseer.png)
The results are determined by a very simple formula: Each of the above questions (minus #10 obviously) adds 1 "point" towards the skill it represents. The skill with the most "points" at the end of the test is your result.
"They say the G.O.A.T never lies. According to this, you're slated to be the next vault ... Chaplain. God help us all."
* Prevalent skill: Barter
"Well according to this, you're in line to be trained as a laundry cannon operator. First time for everything indeed."
* Prevalent skill: Big Guns
"It's nice to know I can still be surprised. Pedicurist! I might have guessed Manicurist, or even Masseuse. But apparently you're a foot person"
* Prevalent skill: Energy Weapons
"It says here you're perfectly suited for a career as a Waste Management Specialist. A specialist, mind you, not just a dabbler. Congratulations!"
* Prevalent skill: Explosives
"Huh. "Vault Loyalty Inspector"... I thought that had been phased out decades ago. Well, sounds like a job right up your alley, hmm?"
* Prevalent skill: Lockpick
"Interesting. "Clinical Test Subject"... sounds like something you should excel at. I guess you and your dad will be working together."
* Prevalent skill: Medicine
"Looks like the diner's going to get a new Fry Cook. I'll just say this once: hold the mustard, extra pickles. Ha ha ha."
* Prevalent skill: Melee Weapons
"Thank goodness. We're finally getting a new Jukebox Technician. That thing hasn't worked right since old Joe Palmer passed."
* Prevalent skill: Repair
"Well, well. Pip-Boy Programmer, eh? Stanley will finally have someone to talk shop with."
* Prevalent skill: Science
"Huh. I wonder who will be brave enough to be your first customer as the vault's new Tattoo Artist? I promise it won't be me."
* Prevalent skill: Small Guns
"Apparently you're management material. You're going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor. Could I be talking to the next Overseer? Stranger things have happened."
* Prevalent skill: Sneak
"Wow. Wow. Says here you're going to be the vault's Marriage Counselor. Almost makes me want to get married, just to be able to avail myself of your services."
* Prevalent skill: Speech
"I always thought you'd have a career in professional sports. You're the new vault Little League coach! Congratulations."
* Prevalent skill: Unarmed (Male)
"Looks like you'll be putting your ... physical talents to good use as the vault's new Masseuse."
* Prevalent skill: Unarmed (Female)
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