♥♥♥ I FEEL GENEROUS ♥♥♥

[cutenappingkitten_zzz]

Three ducks had to go to court. the judge said state your name and why you're here. the first duck comes up and says "my name is quack and i'm here because i got caught blowing bubbles in the pond." the judge says "ok next". the second duck comes up and says "my name is quack quack and i also got caught blowing bubbles in the pond." the jude was like ok next. the third duck comes up, the judge says "don't tell me, your name is quack quack quack?" the duck said "no my name is bubbles."  

[The Infallible Panda]

Adoringly Innocent

I will donate 10k to first person to make me laugh.

I love my fish, but i also love sushi. NOOOOO!!! THEYRE ATTACKING ME!!!! NOOO....*gurgle*.... NOOOOOO!!!!
(P.S. Look at my chibi's on my profile. Look at their dislikes)  

[YandereForMy7ove]

Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt
Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism.

Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.  

[coolkirby8]

Bob: Yo.
Fred: MOOOO
Bob: Uhh....
Fred: *derps*
Bob: ...
Fred: *Still derping*
Bob: OH MAI GAWD GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Fred: DURRRRPPPP
Bob: *Kills Fred*  

[Polyester Dreams]

Answering a month late but hey, I just joined...!

Random Guy #1: Hey, this new Miley Cyrus song is awesome!
Random Guy #2: That's Justin Bieber o.o
Random Guy #1: ... o.e

Big Brother Contest:
Sesshomaru: I'm the best brother. I taught my little brother how to stick up for himself.
Inuyasha: -10

Itachi: I taught my little brother valuable life lessons.
Sasuke: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Edward Elric: I'm the best cause I say so.
Alphonse Elric: +10! =3

Harry: DIE DIE DIE!!!
Orochimaru: Kabuto, what is this?
Kabuto: That's Harry Potter, sir. But I don't know what his problem is...
...
What life's like when you look like Voldermort.

I'm done =3  

[Darkswiftmist]

A new rooster joins a chicken coop on a farm
He feels like he is in heaven with all the surrounding hens
He tells the old rooster- I am leader now
Old rooster says- Very well, you have control of everyone, except for those two over there
Rooster says- Why those two? I am going to be leader for everything
Old Rooster inwardly smirking says- Very well we shall have a competition to see who will rule over everyone. All you have to do is catch me.
Rooster thinks- oh this will be so easy. he is very old


So the young rooster chases after him and is killed by the farmer.

Famer says- There goes another gay rooster"  

[xoxBlossyxox]

why did the orange go to the doctor?




























































































































































cuz he wasn't peeling good







haha i made u go down for no reason  

[Dark Deaths Angel]

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[jenniferlee05]

heart My seven year old was using the potty when my five year old came and told me mamma I think Tita has conpation. It was the funniest thing ever.  

[Hadassah-Ssi]

Aster Undercover

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

thats just sad  

[Clingfilm]

this on is really old:yo momma so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said I GOT THE POWER!!

and this one so dumb xD:

knock knock

whos there

whoo

whoo whoo?

i didnt know you speak owl

ahahahahahahahaha immm sooooooo funny xD

 

[Pilyang Kerubin]

Quote:

Yo Momma So Fat That When She Went To The Beach The Whales Sang "WE ARE FAMILY"]

 

[DARK NEBULA7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRiYKf19T-k

at least get to 2:30. most dang hilarious thing ever  

[emile-emile]

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hi how r u?

its so cool to be stupid why dont u wanna feel it too?  

[XXnaruXXsasuXX]

hey wut did the white cow say to the black cow .....y r u so rotten

Adoringly Innocent

I will donate 10k to first person to make me laugh.