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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:16 pm
Ok, simple question. Do you have a zombie plan and if so, what is it?

Mine is to find one of those old trains that needs wood or coal to burn and get it going. My dad's a train mechanic so it'll all work. hehe... Then pick up uninfected people and beef it up so zombies can't on-board with ease.  
PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:51 pm
1 ) Get home, get crowbar and keys, drive to a hardware store, get supplies; then go to a sporting goods store and get paintball armor, a metal baseball bat or hockey stick, killing zombies along the way.

2 ) Drive to girlfriends house, pick her up, go down to San Diego (I live in Orange County, not far from LA). Get to the Marine base at Camp Pendleton and acquire armor, weapons, and a Super Stallion helicopter for rescuing survivors.

3 ) Bring survivors from my town back to Pendleton and train them for combat, recruiting standard Marines along the way.

4 ) Form a "mercenary" band from the survivors to rescue people and kill the zombies.

5 )Regain contact with Washington, if possible. If not, attempt to regain contact with any military command to coordinate resistance against the zombies.

6 ) Fly up to Hollywood to see if Bill Murray is still alive, rescue him for kicks. Make him the prime entertainment and morale keeper for the merc company.

7 ) Attempt to get hired by the standing U.S. government to hunt and rescue, being paid in food, water, ammo, and fuel for the helicopter.

8 ) If employment fails, continue anyway, scavenging supplies (mentioned in step seven) from cities and towns we pass through.

9 ) Clear a sweeping pattern around Pendleton outwards in a more or less spiral pattern moving west. After reaching the Rockies, sweep north and disable roads and other entrances west to prevent more zombies from reinforcing the remaining zombies on the West Coast.

10 ) Head back down the coast to Pendleton, hunting zombies and building supply caches.

11 )Attempt to retake the entire West Coast from the zombies, then attempt to build a zombie-proof passage across the Great Plains to the East Coast to reconnect with the government and the rest of the military. Also build branches on the passageway to other military bases and fortifications.

12 ) Ascertain the location of my little sister, bring her to safety if she isn't already a zombie (which I doubt; she's a higher Undead, like me, meaning we are immortal and immune to the zombie infection).

I'll probably come up with some more steps, but that is the basic outline for my resistance plan.  

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:25 pm
My zombie plan is so awesome its not even written or makes sense.  
PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:59 am
"Sarge: I have 37 different zombie plans!
Grif: Wow. Now that's preperation! I am seriously impressed, Sarge.
Sarge: Well don't be, dirtbag. In 36 of the 37 plans I use your fresh corpse as bait, so that I can make my initial escape from the legions of the undead!
Grif: Well, at least I know there's one plan where I-
Sarge: In the 37th plan, I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, just so I can devour you!
Doc: Sarge, you gotta be pulling my leg.
Sarge: Why do you think I carry a shotgun with me at all times? You have to be ready to act on a moments notice! Hyah!"
~ Planning to Fail  

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