❝ Quote me on it ❞

[Clutch 45]

After all, no one will want to hear: "Willy toiled for many a year to prefect the curious mechanisms that would send a sharpened spike into the arse of the unwary intruder."

-Brother Givinti, Dragon Age Origins

 

[izzabella11]

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in runnin' command here!
-Jayne, Firefly.  

[izzabella11]

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned!
-?  

[Clutch 45]

"My husband got me a new memory, because this memory gig is not too strength."

-Brenda, a coworker of mine.

 

[Ehrinn]

"That's about as likely as getting a strip tease from the statue of liberty."

-choosen

 

[izzabella11]

If time is money,
Are ATMs time machines?
Your mind has been blown.
--Evan from Trophy Club, Tx  

[Aesthetic Knot]

How do you have dotted lines? Dot's aren't lines. And lines aren't dots.

Because they can.

What about the can?

-Clutch 45
-Yuri Equals Win

 

[izzabella11]

"I am interested in your generation, not mine. I can learn a lot from you." Charlotte Uzzel (my teacher)  

[Nan Shala]

"Can you do this?" --- The QWOP guy....  

[Clutch 45]

"I'm the world's greatest Douglas Fir. I'm the perfect shape. I'm the perfect color. And my scent: like making love to a lumberjack.

Mayhem guy, Allstate.

 

[TrivialCipher]

We're Americans! We don't stop what we're doing just because we're wrong. We just keep on doing the wrong thing until it turns out right!

-Ed Wuncler Sr. (The Boondocks)

 

[TrivialCipher]

I'm still trying to get over the fact that he's fighting an albino pinecone-dinosaur.

-Yagami

 

[mymiharu]

Life's a b***h so if it's easy you're doing it wrong.

-Ao no Exorcist theme song

 

[crazyC0llec70r]

"I wanna cast... Magic Missile!"

"On what? There's nothing to attack!"

"I'm attacking the darkness!"

"Okay, you cast magic missile on the darkness..."

-Galstaf, Sorcerer of Light
-DM