❝ Quote me on it ❞

[TrivialCipher]

Thor will deliver sandwich-AAAUUUUUUGH!!!

-Kevin (friend)

 

[izzabella11]

Loneliness was easy. Any fool could put out his tongue at his fellow man and turn his back, but worthwhile union was, he could see, hard work.

-Elizabeth Goudge, Island Magic.

 

[Kira Midnight Moonlight]

Red - "Dude we gotta get outta here! "
Blue - "Why."
Red - "C4 your self!" *crazy laughter*

-Red & Blue the Stick Figures  

[Aesthetic Knot]

"We're sorta like Seven Eleven; we're not always doin' business, but we're always open." ---Boondock Saints  

[TrivialCipher]

Hey look! It's Harry the health-time carrot burger and he's here to give you half his juice box 'cause he's just nice like that.

-The Cloak

 

[Puff O Puff]

"Ok Alex I want you to keep doing what your doing ok? DO NOT STOP what ever happens do not stop what your doing."- Me

"Why? It's not like anything is going to jump out of-HOLY s**t WTF IS THAT!!!!!!"- Alex

"DON'T STOP!!!!"- Me

"........................................................................................................I KILLED IT YEAH!!!"- Alex

Deadspace 2 xbox live conversation....  

[Puff O Puff]

"I AM TIRED OF THESE MONKY WRENCHING SNAKES ON THIS MONKEY SNAPPIN PLANE!!!!!".................... snakes on a plane.......... on cable.......... that's what it said man I aint makin this up.  

[Puff O Puff]

"Crazy carl?"- bussiness manager

"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!"- carzy carl

"Thank you carl."- B.M  

[izzabella11]

Merely having an open mind is nothing. The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.
- G. K. Chesterton  

[Kira Midnight Moonlight]

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

~CAVE JOHNSON *Portal 2*  

[TrivialCipher]

Who's gonna fight for the weak? Who's gonna make 'em believe?
The countdown begins to DESTROY U SNOW!
U STUPID SNOW! I DESTROY YOU NOW!
I need a HEEEeeeroooo to save me snow!

15 minutes later

what were we talking about earlier?
I don't have the slightest clue.
Something about destroying snow...
Yes, snow must die.
But a hero must save it.
I suppose...
A hero must stop global warming.
...DUDE! The song is about Al Gore!

Me

Clutch

 

[Ehrinn]

We can just get another deck of cards, they're only 99 tickets.
99 tickets! That's like... 15 pixie sticks!

-Alex
-Sandy

 

[Ehrinn]

Toph says you give pretty good advice, and great tea.
The key to both is proper aging.

-Aang
-Iroh

 

[Puff O Puff]

"Hey Ellie how was your spring break?!"

"It was great I went to New York!!"

"Cool, Derrik how was your spring break?"

"Sucked..."

"Why?"

"I got Mono."

-Me
-Ellie
-Derrik