❝ Quote me on it ❞

[izzabella11]

Yah, Gubby is funny but he doesn't have a penny to his name.

I'd give him a dollar...?

... He'd spend the dollar on a soda frickit.

-me
-Kira midnight moonlight

 

[Tasson]

Dude, that's my pop. DUDE, That's MY pop. DUDE, THAT"S MY POP!!!!
-Mara Pratt  

[izzabella11]

What do you call a nerd when he's grown?

Boss.

-My mother's life lessons...  

[izzabella11]

Kat, I saw a tumbleweed!
So?
I didn't know tumbleweeds where really plants!
(my retard friend)  

[Clutch 45]

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But... If God's given you lemons... Maybe you should grow lemon trees for a living.

~Kyo

 

[izzabella11]

After landing in Phoenix, the misinformed kid in the airplane seat in front of me plastered his face to the window and yelled in a cheerful voice:

"We're in New Mexico! Home of the swine flu!"  

[Clutch 45]

A text from Puff O Puff:

Dude!! I almost just ran into a pole!

Dunc, you should really learn to look up between typing when you text and walk...

I wasn't typing I was reading my book while walking

...

-Me
-Duncan

 

[izzabella11]

I hate the game. If the game where a person, I would sue them.
~Mr.777
(...and you all just lost. 0u0)  

[TrivialCipher]

oBOOM!
No more chinese laundry.

-Vincenzo Santerini (From Atalantis: The lost empire)

 

[izzabella11]

We drove past a guy on the road who was wearing a red and white stripped shirt and blue jeans, so my dad yells:
"I found Waldo!!"