❝ Quote me on it ❞

[Ehrinn]

In this thread you may post actual quotes of people. They can be enlightening or just funny, whatever you want to post as long as it's a quote.

Please don't quote yourself excessively, it gets annoying.  

[Ehrinn]

"Why do I friend with you?" -Paul Moats

 

[crazyC0llec70r]

"3... 2... 1...



DANGER!"

-as screamed into people's ears by Paul Moats

 

[TrivialCipher]

F***! I was looking so f****** forward to having chocolatey cereal today! Dammit!

-Bellowed by Dunc this morning. (There was no milk in the house.)  

[izzabella11]

I will momentarily be eating lavish amounts peanutbutter smothering a poor unsuspecting piece of untoasted bread.
- Paul Moats  

[TrivialCipher]

You know. What's that nub in between Crazy Frog's legs? Was something there and cut off? Or is he not quite a frog yet? -Destronator  

[izzabella11]

"This is the second chance you hopped for, Jake Weaver!"

This morning's junk mail consisted of this ad for life insurance to a man who's been dead 15 years...  

[Ehrinn]

"Wow. I almost mixed the words 'Thought' and 'Song', which would have been really bad, because that makes 'thong'..." -Clutch 45  

[Ehrinn]

"Where's Sandy?"
"I think she's making the pie."
"She's in the bathroom."
[Sandy pops her head out the sliding door]
"Hey, where's the hand-mixer?"
"She is making pie!"
"Wait, she's making pie in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, when you can't find the hand-mixer, the swirling motion of the toilet is the perfect substitute!"
[Alex makes a disgusted face]
"What? It's new water every time!"

-Paul (Clutch 45)
-Alex(Jade Ralden)
-Peter(Daladane1991)
-Sandy (XxSuper GxX)

 

[Ehrinn]

"Will you walk me home?"
"I can't I'm wearing socks"
[Jenni points to Peter]
"Well he's wearing nothing."

-Jenni (Sandy's older Sister)
-Heidi (Sandy's younger Sister)

 

[izzabella11]

"Video games are a conduit for the soul. They expand our lives, channel our imagination, test our skillz. Games exist as a channel for the boundless energy of people all over the world."

-Largo (megatokyo)

 

[Ehrinn]

"Practice safe lunch, use a condiment." -Chosen