jokes got any?

[HyperNoCrazyYes]

i'll think of one ... >.< -thinking face- come on think think think think ... got nothing ... guess that shows how smart i am ... if u got any jokes postem  

[HyperNoCrazyYes]

bob- may i have jolly rancher?
mary- no u may not
bob- y not
mary- because there mine
bob- GIVE ME THE JOLLY RANCHER!
mary- no
bob- *slaps mary and takes jolly ranchers*
mary- wth?!?!?!?!?!?!?
bob- should of gave me the jolly ranchers
mary- for God's sake thouse aren't jolly ranchers
bob- *shoves jolly ranchers in mouth*
mary- uh bob u just ate my science project
bob- O.O >.< ewwwwyyy they taste so bad!!!!!
mary- thats cuzz thats dog crap wraped in rolly rancher wraper
bob- wth u freak!!!!!!!!!!
mary- XD lmfao
bob- *runs to bathroom and crys*
mary- your a wimp XD