Wishes.

[Roccano]

x_Teratoma_x

wish granted however your plane gets hijacked and you smack into a building


I wish for death ((nothing is worse than that try beating that))

Granted but you are resurrected.

I wish for an orgy  

[Xiggehs]

granted.
but the orgy is filled with AIDS infected people.

i wish i had new headphones.  

[RiP_ChristiaN]

edit  

[x_Teratoma_x]

Granted they esplode as you plug them in


I want to be happy  

[RiP_ChristiaN]

Granted- but the earphones where worn by a old man with a massive case of ear wax


i wish for a nice cold pepsi  

[Roccano]

x_Teratoma_x

Granted they esplode as you plug them in


I want to be happy

Granted but you explode from too much happiness.

I wish for no wars.  

[RiP_ChristiaN]

EVERYONE!!!!
BEFORE YOU GRANT THE WISH PUT
in a empty
post put Edit
then when you see who you get go back and edit your answer
its easier that way  

[ActOnYourImpulse]

I wish I had my Dream avi!  

[Xiggehs]

RiP_ChristiaN

Granted- but the earphones where worn by a old man with a massive case of ear wax


i wish for a nice cold pepsi

granted.
but somewhere in the pepsi factory a disgruntled worker pissed in one of the cans.
you just happened to get that can.
have fun with your pissy pepsi : D

i wish i could visit Dubai....that place looks fabulous o.o  

[himiko654]

GRANTED flies you to Dubai... enjoyed the sun and the culture but had an affair with a high-ranking emirates... and the women caught you and chucked your genitalia off...

I wish to sky -dive  

[x_Teratoma_x]

Wish granted How ever you forget to deploy your parachute and you become a parapeligic ....


I wish to forget everyrhing  

[Nautica Erotica]

Granted, but history repeats itself, and you experience it all over again.


I wish I wasn't living with my dad.  

[x_Teratoma_x]

Granted However its at an old persons house who smells like well old people and always require your assistance


I wish I could live in the Victorian period  

[himiko654]

Granted.. you live in the victorian period....have an affair with a handsome merchant who goes around....contracted bad case of yeast infection..


I wish for chocolate dipped ice cream cone