This is a story that hails from the time before the Fortress of Baku, when the Gator was roaming through the universes, constantly looking for his next meal.

The Holder was a constant companion to the Gator, directing the most feared being to the most delectable dinner...err...planets. But one day the Gator’s stomach was growling...howling for the meat on planet Earth. The Holder knew that the earthlings needed more time to fatten up and become even more succulent, and that it would not satisfy the Gator were he to eat them now. The Holder held no real love for the earthlings. Her time in the Aeem Sea had caused a mutation that allowed her to travel with the Gator, unscathed. But it had also made her even more dangerously unhinged. However, she knew that an unsatisfied Gator was a dangerous Gator.

But she had expected something like this might happen, and had a contingency plan ready. She steered the Gator towards an Earth-like planet. She had taken many humans from Earth and put them on this planet, teaching them that someday they would be a great sacrifice to save the universes from a most hideous creature. The denizens she took from the Aeem Sea were all of lower intelligence, and believed everything the Holder told them, especially as she used her power to brainwash them.

As they approached the planet of Cos Tco, the people on the continent of Pole Land greeted the Holder, knowing that their time of glory was at hand. The rumbling of his stomach caused earthquakes and volcanoes erupted. The lunchmeats lay themselves down, awaiting their final glorious act of sacrifice, and the Gator promptly devoured them all. But the Holder had done something special to the people on this planet. The food they had eaten all their lives had a special mineral that, when ingested, made people very stupid.

So when the Gator devoured all the people, this mineral triggered in the Gator’s brain...and the Gator and the Holder traveled in circles for five years, thus ensuring that the Gator was distracted from devouring the Earthlings before their time.