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 Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:33 pm
Okay, as you may well have noctice by now, there is alot of philosophical lingo going on here. Hence, for your convience here are some terms and their easy-to-understand meanings.
Hope you get a laugh.
Protestantism: Sh*t happens because you don't work hard enough.
Catholicism: Sh*t happens because you're bad.
Judaism: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good sh*t happening.
Atheism: No sh*t.
Christian Science: Sh*t happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe sh*t happens, maybe it doesn't.
Stoicism: This sh*t doesn't bother me
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t
Confucianism: Confucius say: "Sh*t happens".
Buddhism: If sh*t happens, it isn’t really sh*t.
Zen: What is the sound of sh*t happening?
Hinduism: This sh*t happened before.
Islam: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah’s Witness: Let us through the door and we’ll tell you why sh*t happens.
Hare Krishna: Sh*t happens. Sh*t happens. Sh*t happens.
Paganism: Sh*t is part of the goddess, too.
Scientology: Feces occurs.
Existentialism: Everything is sh*t, so let's be depressed.
Nihilism: Everything is sh*t, so let's blow it all up.
Satanism: I made this sh*t happen and I’m glad about it.
Solopsism: This sh*t happened to me alone but I am the cause of it.
New Age: For $300, I can help you achieve awareness that sh*t happens.
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:13 pm
Heh, I've seen lists like this before. To bring something philosophical into it though, what sorts of oversimplified stereotypes are we presenting here? sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 10:58 pm
Scientology: s**t happens because of aliens! Don't worry, though, you can pay for s**t to stop happening.
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