'Ello. I am here on behest of some demon-child friend so I can keep her company and terrorize the rest of you lot. I go by no name in particular, often answering such prying questions with whatever name comes to mind. If indeed you want to call me by a name, use the name of my role play character, if I get one up and running before the rest of you grow old and die... Oops. Forgive my lack of... People skills.
*Spots death* My friend! What are you up to? Wait... Right, you are the one I am supposed to be guarding... Hmmm. *Pokes with a stick*
