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 Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:49 am
KEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me
these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
KEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
KEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN: That's easy!
KEEPER: Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me
these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
KEEPER: What is your name?
ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria?
ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! ~thrown into the pit of death~
KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
GALAHAD: I seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh! ~thrown into the pit of death~
KEEPER: Heh heh. Stop! What is your name?
ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
KEEPER: What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEMIR: How do know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:56 am
I actually saw that movie a few days ago. good movie.
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:38 am
I can recite that entire scene. It's a huge hit with my friends, mostly 'cause I can copy the bridgekeeper's voice so well.
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:52 pm
We have a stupid 1 liner thing in my friends where we say one line from the holy grail and we all laugh and people look at us weird like
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:00 am
People look at us that way all the time. I've been lucky enough to find friends who are just as insane as I am, if not more so.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:44 pm
Chaudperson264 I can recite that entire scene. It's a huge hit with my friends, mostly 'cause I can copy the bridgekeeper's voice so well. So could my friend Crystal.
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:21 pm
i think that just the fact that the king is so cocky is funny
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