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D a m i e n
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:33 am


12 Jun 1379

First day I moved into this wretched town. Damned rain. My stylish hairdo is messy. Humph... But that is minor comparing to having to stay in this grotesque dusty castle. Ewwww... look at those inches of dust and OMG cobwebs!!!! If only had I not to keep my experiment in top secret, I wouldn't have to bear this godforsaken place. I deserve a super deluxe suite with private jacuzzi rather than this rotten castle scream

Anyway, the cleaning must be done. Of course, the gorgeous wizard of the century has no reason to spoil his beautiful French manicure with such a lowly task. Too bad but it's Vermie's responsibility to make this place a little bit more cozy.

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OMG!! Vermie in apron is what a sight! heart He looks yummy if only his face is not so hairy. I'm afraid his fur would choke me if I really eat him.

I felt tiny shameful to let Vermie take care of the cleaning all alone. So I went shopping for necessary kits like shoes, bags and coats. How could I live without Prada!! I also bought Vermie some nice aprons. See how generous a boss I am. But he refused to wear. Huh... my good Mr. Furry Face is so hard to please...

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:02 am


June 13, 1379

It's said that this town got public bathhouse. Sounds tempting. A nice excuse to visit the bathhouse should be fine. So I "accidentally" broke the toilet. But when I hit the pipe, high-pressured shower damaged the ceiling making the whole bathroom crumbled. Vermie was dumbstruck when he saw what remains of the bathroom. So I found it the right time to introduce the idea of going to public bathhouse. But my cunning butler seemed to catch up with my plan. He prepared me a bucketful of water instead and hastily fixed the bathroom. My, my... Vermie is too witty.

D a m i e n
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D a m i e n
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:04 am


June 14, 1379

Today I conducted experiment by using test subject no.17. The experiment is boring but Vermie constantly urged me to work. Plus, the test subject is an old silly familyman. How did I know he's a familyman? He cried begging me to spare him when I sliced him up. It's his daughter's birthday or something? He moped on asking to see his daughter for the last time. I was amused by his tragic tale so I slowly sliced up his flesh. An arm and a leg delicately cut. The old guy painfully screamed but still crying out his daughter's name. He kept saying "I'm sorry". Strange that he could bear the pain up till now. Is it because of the love for his daughter? Ahh... so touchy. I'll wrap up his head for her birthday gift. She would be surprised. heart
PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:47 am


June 15, 1379

Behold!!! Today is the day of history. The experiment that I've been diligently observed for the past 4 months is ready to be revealed to the world. The innovation will mark the change of modern science under the name of "Pandy Plants Project". Ho ho ho ho!!!

I've found that the difference of substance and density of underwears will effect another biological substance. Simply said that the use of different (male) underwear in growing plants in controlled temperature and environment will result in growing different species of plants as can be seen from these examples.

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And I proudly present my masterpiece!!!



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Ho ho ho!! Isn't it marvelous? Look at how gigantic the coconut tree grows. This is the top of the top innovation of mankind. I am such a genius!! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.





The next day Vermie burned all my pandy plantations along with all the records...

He is so mean...

D a m i e n
Vice Captain


D a m i e n
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:48 am


17 Jun 1379

Woke up early today, cleaned the hall and removed those mess from the lab. The window is not clear, gotto wipe it clean. Bathroom in total mess, gotto shop for repairs. Living in this damp place comes with undried laundry problem. The musty stink is horrible. Lately the breaking loose freaks from the labyrinth have kept me busy. The curtain and bedsheet are so dusty, gotto dust them off. Also gotto cook breakfast. Seems like it's raining often these days, gotto fix the leak in the roof. It'd be a mess if the leak gets into here. You know, the moss will come where the leak goes. Best precaution is to scrape them every once in a while to prevent the muck. What about these chemical stain on the floor? Can it be mopped clean?


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(text reads : Master, please do your work...)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:56 am


18 Jun, 1379

Arrhhh~ Vermie you naughty!! How shameful you read my 'Dear Diary'?!? I'm so embarrased. And you even left a note. Vermie you idiot!! That I was pretending to visit from shop to shop is just to collect data of human society and that I made a physical touch here and there is to retrieve samples. Don't you see? No need to write in such block letters! It's embarrassing if anyone happens to read it!

D a m i e n
Vice Captain

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