Corrupt Wish Game :D

[Fox From Hell]

^Granted! You get money but it is only a penny.

I wish that I could teliport my boyfriend here right now. I miss him! gonk  

[Crizzle]

^ Granted but you for got his family jewels! Lol ouch!

I wish my cuz would take me out for ice cream today!

Ha ha Ness you f**! Not funny!  

[Vaughlian]

^granted. The only flavor ice cream they have available is beef.

I wish I could tell when others were lying!  

[Fox From Hell]

Granted but now you know the truth of how they hat you and you will never be able to stand your friends and confestions that they make...wow that would suck. I could see it now:

Friend: *Stands next to you at lunch at school* "Hello"
You: 'Hello, so what did you do last night" *eats sandwhich not thinking anything of it"
Friend: "Sex with your boyfriend" *Thinks nothing of what she just said becuase she couldn't help but tell the truth*
You: "WTF!?!"

I wish that I could teleport to places that I want to be at that moment and at that time.  

[VideoGame_Freak]

^ Granted, but you have to pay the taxi fare.

I wish I didn't have Mrs. Farshman for english.  

[Crizzle]

^ Granted but now you have Ms. Straw who speaks Spanish

I wish I could practice parallel parking for my driving test!