Hello, My name is Jeremy Puñal C. Geoduck and I am a private investigator/journalist/Alternative Medicine Practitioner and I work for the Durem Times. I have recently gone undercover and joined the ranks of the Homeless gaian's I have slept with them ate with them and begged alongside them and have learned their ways of life this is from the homeless gaian point of view.
Many people on Gaia Online don't know about Homeless gaian community that exists and struggle to survive, well they exist and used to migrate in flocks around Zomg in "clans" but when that shut down they began to populate most of the Gaia's town servers but were soon run out and killed by MoH Gang members or rally rats. So guilds were started to keep us strong and united but most of these guilds have fallen apart leaving the hobo community of Gaia scattered and lost. The few that survived now live as beggars in towns 2 confined to the small island of Gambino and are often seen as being "Lazy"trolls" "Meme-ers" "scammers" "addicts" and even "dirty" but those people are wrong it's hard being pushed around by rally rats and chased by MoH gang members sleeping under broken street lights in the dirt begging for gold or clothes and being called "poor" being told to "get a JOB". It's hard getting peed on and kicked around attacked by weeaboo's on a daily basis.
The Gambino Isle are a small group of islands accessible through the Port Of Gambino were drugs and slaves are smuggled into the rally. Port Of Gambino is not only a source of gold for the islands but is also given gold by those who pay to visit Gold Beach a small beach that causes many people to come and relax and create a popularity around Port Of Gambino this money goes to the mayor Mr. Johnny Gambino. The islands are tyrannically ruled by Mr. Johnny Gambino who made himself the mayor for life and has spread lies of heroism using propaganda and money and is the equivalent to Donald Trump. The largest being Isle Gambino and is 2,028 mi² large or small and a population of 15,999,300 most of whom are homeless the next island is Gambino housing a small island dedicated to housing all for people who are not from the main island and, in fact, are inlanders who occupy areas that are off the island Gambino housing is 239 mi² with a population of 190 billion in homes. Next is Unknown Island and is believed to be the home of Gambino himself and is a small island with a size of 39 mi² and unknown population the island can be seen via "Map" and on the map.
Gambino island is a dangerous place full of gang members, drug dealers, crazy people, and sadly yes homeless. Most homeless gaians live on the streets of the Gambino ghettos forced to live on a small island surrounded by a vast polluted sea far away from the clean mainland. The Gambino Ghettos are littered with filth as anyone can see their is no paved road only dirt and sand filthy dirty streets and small smelly alleys were drug addicts lay around and yell while the hot sun gives everyone cancer as there is no shade and the day temperature is 100°F and always rises to 900°F at around 4:00 am people are forced to clutter in small alleys under worn out towels that create shade or find a palm tree or bushes to hide from the radiating sun. Plus the mayor is corrupted yeah that's right you know who I'm talking about that stingy, misogynistic, privileged, conservative, sexist, racist, mayor Mr. Johnny Gambino doesn't care about Gambino or its people the only thin that matter to him is his big office in Gambino Plaza which is full of gang members mostly MoH who spam and create lag while homeless gaians wonder around the streets asking for clothes and get banned for being "TROLLS". The mayor also has changed the laws to make himself mayor for life creating a sort of dictatorship and a sting feeling of oppression. Without any form of police moderators are rarely active if not at all in Gambino making it a prime area for MoH gangsters to create drug rings and poison the community while homeless grow as jobs are hard to find on the island and it is hard to leave as people must pay or take their chances with the terrible lag.
Mr. Johnny Gambino is never around and due to his absence as a mayor the town of gambino is becoming a hell hole as Gambino is a separate country ruled my a mayor who in truth is a dictator, the island has been ranked number ten as the most violent country in article by Evan Bartlett published in "The Independent". Housing is also terrible as not even the people who live on the island can buy homes and are forced to find and use boxes or benches as shelter. Due to poor shelter many people die from the heat or cold of Gambino, in fact the cold weather of Gambino comes from the ocean as air sweeps from the sea over the land creating cold and windy nights that reach −76° F (−60° C) killing people leaving dead bodies all over the place that are left untouched and "AFK" or "RIP" while the heat does the same manny gaians die from heat stroke each year. Studies done by The Weather Channel have shown how horrendous Gambino weather is as approximately 40% of Gambino's population dies from heatstroke or dehydration while 50% die from the extreme cold temperature. To totally count the percentages of deaths we did a study the results are as follows.
"Durem Times"
-Percentages and causes of deaths In Gambino-
by Wallowitz Fancy G
90%-gang violence
80%-assult
70%-wild cow attacks
60%-drug's
50%-extreme cold
40%-extreme heat
20%-unknown mutilations
10%-cult connected/sacrifice/religious reasons
there are large cults in Gambino cults of rich greedy people who control the gold that flows through the Port Of Gambino these cults have caused many deaths and strange disappearances of homeless and also seem to controlled the gangs while the unknown mutilations may be from the Zurg a race of beings that come from a distant world and abduct and probe many inhabitants of Gambino Isle it is believed that they do this as Mr. Johnny Gambino fought the Zurg and forced them to live as animals using propaganda to make the Zurg seem like terrorists. Not only is it a struggle to survive Gambino's harsh weather and street gangs but there are few areas to acquire work or food one store that sells rations is a small apple stand that is abandoned located in the Plaza is the closest area to get food and is used as a hideout by MoH gangsters who mostly gamble and loiter the area.
Because they occupy the one of the few areas to get food or a job this creates a lot of unemployment there are many establishments that say they are restaurants or salons but these are all facade as these places are all locked and are a trick put there by Mr. Johnny Gambino to attract residents and make it seem that the island is a nice healthy community. There are only 3 other areas to get jobs and these areas don't hire anyone and seem to be paid by Johnny while there are four stores that are not Gambino owned and do have items to sell but no one has any gold to buy the items as no one can get a job to get gold. Since unemployment on the island is 999.80% with the population being 15,999,300 this means that the island is 50% homeless and 50% gang members while the rest are some form of the drug addict or rally rat.
Please do your best to help Gambino and its people help get Johnny Gambino out of office and help the homeless get off the streets donate some gold and give them some pants help clean Gambino at #CLEAN-GAMBINO
