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Announcer: Introducing first.....

AIN'T NO STOPPIN' ME NAAAAAAAAAAAOW!

"No Stoppin'" plays as Shelton Benjamin steps onto the stage, slapping his head and hopping in place. The crowd starts to applaud the returning superstar.

Announcer: SHELTON.....BENJAMIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

Cole: And the first participant is the returning Shelton Benjamin!

JBL: We fight on Friday Nights MAGGLE!

Jericho: IT'S SUNDAY YOU ASSCLOWN!

X-Pac: MAKE SOME NOISE!

Shelton enters the ring and gets up a turnbuckle and raises his arms.


Cole: And who's next?

"HUBAFDJKL;SARUPQOITUGIOAHHJH HAAAA!" As the Himalayan sounding music starts, Great Khali enters the stage, slowly walking towards the ring. The crowd giving him a bit of a mixed reaction.

Announcer: Standing above 7 feet tall, weighing 450 pounds...THE GREAT KHAAAAAAAAAAAALI!

Khali takes ages to get to the ring.

Cole: And we have speed and power to the team!

JBL: We're goin' a clubberin' tonight Maggle!

Khali finally enters the ring.


Announcer: And the third participant!

"CAN YOU DIG IT....SUCKA!?"

"Sucka" plays as Booker T gets to the stage to a big positive response, the biggest so far from the team. He throws his hands up in the air and fire pyro shoots out.

Announcer: From Houston Texas, BOOKERRRRRRRRRRRR T!

Cole: What is he doing here?

JBL: We're about to go down the streets of Harlem tonight!

King: He ain't no sucka tonight!

X-Pac: MAKE SOME NOISE!

Booker gets in the ring and gets to the middle rope posing and joins his team.

Announcer: And the fourth team memberrrrrrrrr....

DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUNT DUNT!

And just like that the crowd explodes, as Roman Reigns comes walking down the crowd stairs to the ring.

Announcer: Romannnnnnnnnn Reigns!

Cole: And it looks like the Hound of Justice will be making his presence here tonight!

Jericho: YEAH BAY BAY! ROMAN REIGNS!

Roman gets over the barricade and enters the ring, raising his arms to a massive reaction.


And the fifth team member...........

Justin Roberts: ...and the opponents, first....X-PAC!

X-Pac: MAKE SOME NOISE!

JBL: Where are you going, ya' ninny?

*X-Pac runs from the commentary table to the stage to meet the other X-Pac and they make their way down the ramp together, mirroring each others moves. X-Pac then reaches the ring, and X-Pac heads over to commentary once more*

X-Pac: MAKE SOME NOISE!

Cole: OOOOOOOH MYYYYY!



*Shawn Michaels heads out from the back, the crowd roaring as he makes his entrance. X-Pac is pleasantly surprised. X-Pac gets up from the commentary table and heads back up the ramp, talking to Shawn for a moment before they both head backstage. The fans wonder whats happening, as new music starts to hit...*



*Shawn and X-Pac make their way out from the back, shaking and jiving around to the music, all dressed in green and with their glow sticks. The two men make into the ring and join X-Pac. X-Pac, X-Pac, and Shawn Michaels all do the classic DX cross chops as pyro go off. They embrace each other in a hug as X-Pac leaves X-Pac and Shawn in the ring together.*

Justin Roberts: ...His partners, first...The Heartbreak Kid...Shawwwwn, Michaels!

King: Well theres the heart break kid, Cole!

Cole: He and X-Pac have plenty of history!

JBL: WE LIKE TO SUCK IT ON FRIDAY NIGHTS MAGGLE!

X-Pac: MAKE SOME NOISE!



*The fans get on their feet, stunned and in approval. The Nature Boy Ric Flair struts out from the back, wooing his way around. The fans scream and roar, Shawn smirking and X-Pac dancing around some more.*

JBL: WE LIKE TO WOO HERE ON FRIDAY NIGHTS-

Chris Jericho: WOULD YOU PLEASE...SHUT....THE HELL....UP!

*Flair joins Shawn and X-Pac, the men all hanging out in the ring, awaiting their final partners.*

Justin Roberts: Their partner.....THE NATURE BOY, RIC...FLAIR!



*Rey Mysterio runs out, doing his usual stage pyro which excites small children. He takes the time to stick his face to 34 individual children which sat in the seats on the ramp, and he enters the ring along with his partners.*

Justin Roberts: Their partner...REY...MYSTERIO!

JBL: WHOS THE LAST ONE GONNA BE MAGGLE!?

X-PAC: MAKE SOME NOISE!

Just like that everyone went to the apron, leaving Jack Swagger in the ring with Heyman. It seems as though both men had pissed off both their team mates! Swagger simply put his hand over his heart yelling "WE! THE PEOPLE!" along with the crowd.

Swagger didn't know what hit him! What speed, quickness, it was like greased lightning! I don't believe how fast he was!

1!.....2!.....3!

Announcer: Jack Swagger has been eliminated!

The crowd just like that cheered! Up until The Great Khali stepped into the ring, walking up to CM Heyman!

Khali, simply wasn't going to have it with Mr.Heyman! He raised his arm and went to throw it down with force, with a Brain Chop to CM Heyman!

Khali went to turn CM Heyman over with his foot and raise his arms with his foot on his chest, looking for the pin!

Chris Jericho: I INVENTED THAT STYLE OF PIN!

JBL: WE STEAL GIMMICKS ON TUESDAY AFTERNOONS MAGGLE!

Cole: Jesus christ John.

Khali was drop kicked at the knee, which made him stumble forward a few steps and double over in pain in the knees.

Cole: It looks like Rey knows about dealing pain in his right knee!

King: He's definetly lost enough money with that!

Gorilla: WILL YOU STOP!?

Cole: Where the hell did you come from?