You're driving with your parents one day when BAM, a wreck. You try to crawl out the wreck to save yourself when a cat with ears coming out of his damn ears shows up.
"Make a wish?" It asks. You wish it live, then BAM you're a fricking Puella magi. Tripping, running around blowing up stuff, killing weird trippy paper cutouts.
You pick up two girls, one blue hair the other pink hair. You train them and get lesbian crushes. Then with the pink hair girl you make promises to get out alive. The monster sits perched up on a chair. You attack and kill it.
But no. It spits up another monster and you stand there as it gets in your face.
It mouths opens.
Before you know, your head is crunched in its mouth.
Your body drops and the monster continues to eat away at you.
Damn, Mami you dun messed up.
Just wait until the other time lines, you shoot your friends and get crushed by the Walpurgis Night.
