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 Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:30 am
At ease folks. I'm Colonel Red Jak. Glad you could make it.
NOTE: there IS occasional comical swearing,and suggestive/sexual themes scattered here and there throughout the stories found in this section. If this bothers you, then please visit a different section of camp.
Here you can share your hilarious experiences that took place in zOMG! crews. Be it a typed up description, or a copy and paste of the chat box humor.
One of my stories involves a rarity; me, as a leader for DMS.
Buffs had been assigned, and two of my crew members were rather. . . distracted. Frank was describing porn to someone at the gate and encouraging Aril, and Aril was busy being a lesbian with someone who had dressed as Rina from the Buttercup Cafe. All but those two were past the gates and waiting on us. I've shortened screen names for convenience.
Frank: You wouldn't believe the tentacle variation!
Me: FRANK! GET YOUR 4$$ IN HERE!
Frank: loooooooooool But I'm having so much fun!!
Aril: i love you baby! -kisses Rina-
Rina: i love you too! we should go on a picnic!"
Me: "Aril,say goodbye, you can be a lesbian later."-Grabs Aril by the arm and drags her off.- "Bye Rina!"
Rina: Tentacle variation? why would they have that?
Frank: WELL Rina, it goes something like this..
Me: FRANK!!!
And the rest is history...
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:18 pm
Colonel Red Jak At ease folks. I'm Colonel Red Jak. Here you can share your hilarious experiences that took place in zOMG! crews. Be it a typed up description, or a copy and paste of the chat box humor. One of my stories involves a rarity; me, as a leader for DMS. Buffs had been assigned, and two of my crew members were rather. . . distracted. Frank was describing porn to someone at the gate and encouraging Aril, and Aril was busy being a lesbian with someone who had dressed as Rina from the Buttercup Cafe. All but those two were past the gates and waiting on us. I've shortened screen names for convenience. Frank: You wouldn't believe the tentacle variation! Me: FRANK! GET YOUR 4$$ IN HERE! Frank: loooooooooool But I'm having so much fun!! Aril: i love you baby! -kisses Rina- Rina: i love you too! we should go on a picnic!" Me: "Aril,say goodbye, you can be a lesbian later."-Grabs Aril by the arm and drags her off.- "Bye Rina!" Rina: Tentacle variation? why would they have that? Frank: WELL Rina, it goes something like this.. Me: FRANK!!! And the rest is history... LOLOLOLOL i want to try something like this n i got the perfect ppl to mess around with. :3
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:21 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:54 am
More DMS Chatbox crack
Colonel Red Jak: aw s**t...-facepalm-
Colonel Red Jak: i think i accidently scheduled a date with my bf, and Easter mass with grandma on the same day
Skechid: who... colonel's a girl?
[12:50am] Colonel Red Jak: i never said i was a girl >.>
Skechid: well easiest thing to do, bring your bf to mass
Colonel Red Jak: he's Wicca.
Colonel Red Jak: ._.;;
[12:51am] Skechid: well... it's time to see if he melts in church
Colonel Red Jak: ROFL THATS F**KED UP
Skechid: if he doesn't you're probably good to go
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:08 am
Good ol' Porn.
More DMS chatbox fun
Colonel Red Jak: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT MY PORN COLLECTION?!
Shining Doomsday: Why not?
Skechid: exactly
Shining Doomsday: -nods-
Skechid: after all SD's got a main feature in ti somewhere
Skechid: so i don't see why we shouldn't talk about it
Skechid: right, SD?
Shining Doomsday: I am?
Skechid: yeha
Shining Doomsday: Who got me drunk
Shining Doomsday: !!!
Shining Doomsday: or drugged me
Houzuki Ai: shining, time to assign
Colonel Red Jak: oh, THAT one
Skechid: yeah THAT one
Shining Doomsday: Violet get rock tape and tef
Colonel Red Jak: yaknow, ive seen alot of porn, but that one was just KINKY
VioletVisionBoy: ok
Skechid: oh puhleeeze, dun get me started on your kinkiness
Colonel Red Jak: hey, you weren't complaining last month.
Houzuki Ai: mystik has buffed assign already?
Skechid: that's coz this month is lent
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:58 pm
ok my story is short but for those who dont know me, im Decique, currently 10.5-10.6 depending on ring set. well here is my story.
I get invited to a dms speed run, the leader says since this is a speed run we dont need a aggro. im thinking *i guess tht makes sense*. So we get a group of ppl 10.5+ and assign buffs. that went along just fine and everyone new their job. we all rage as we go into dms. As soon as everyone was there i r4 my buffs (rock & coy) and then the leader says lets go n heads into next area. Here is the stupidity of my group i didnt go because i noticed no one in my group did their buffs at all, i was the only one who did it. They all ran in the room and fought a wolf and brought it down about half way and then everyone died. i was like u guys are stupid n left.
Sometimes i wonder whats going through peoples head when they do a dms >.>
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:13 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:09 pm
this happened about five minutes ago. too funny not to post. Sorry Darth. (ok not really xd )
Darth Daddicus: 10:38 pm
This is my early night.
However i'm on Alarmskeeter.
10:57pm
I'm still on, why aren't you talking?
I keep coming back to meebo to check, and I'm waiting for your whispers.
Colonel Red Jak: 10:59 pm crashed.
Darth, dare I say that last post almost sounded romantic.
Darth Daddicus: 11:00 pm
By God, it does.
Sorry about that
(blush)
Colonel Red Jak: 11:01 pm
ROFL
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:51 am
zOMG: Silliness With Flies"
CaityTrina: THE FLY TOUCHED ME
Colonel Red Jak: >_>
Colonel Red Jak: speaking of flies, i feel sorry for that really fat one that just went 'plinku!' against the window....
CaityTrina: XD
Colonel Red Jak: its a good thing flies are small, otherwise running into things with no eyelids would probably hurt alot more than it already does...
CaityTrina: I was spraying it with hairspray and it was going mental and flew into my hand and i dropped the hairspray and ran across the room...
Admiral Kathryn Janeway: Do you 2 live together??
Colonel Red Jak: LOLNO
Admiral Kathryn Janeway: Had to ask.
CaityTrina: HOW CAN YOU DENY OUR PARTNERSHIP D: ?
CaityTrina: ARE YOU ASHAMED OF ME D:
CaityTrina: Secretely i'm in her closet.
Colonel Red Jak: Yes, you're just too damned normal.
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