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 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:03 am
hey, who doesn't love a laugh? True some jokes are corny and unfunny, but hey at least you'll try
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:04 am
this one is always a bit funny.
"have you heard the no me either joke?"
"no."
"me neither."
... smile
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:07 am
this one various with who listens to it; playing with words is fun though.
"Why do fisherman like flies?"
"because they get lots of bites" smile
and for a bonus;
"why did the gum cross the road?"
"because it was stuck to the chickens leg."
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:02 pm
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"nunya."
"nunya who?"
"nunya buisness" razz
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:39 pm
"wanna hear a pizza joke?"
"nah its too cheesy"
"...you heard that one before didnt you -.-;;"
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 4:34 pm
when meeting someone new
"how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 6:46 pm
pay attention because this joke has four parts (and it's also part riddle)
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
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open the door,
put the elephant in,
and close the door smile (note it never mentioned the size of the bridge)
Now how do you put a girraffe in a fridge?
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open the door
take out the elephant
put in the giraffe
and close the door
The lion, the king of the jungle, called a meeting for all the animals, but one didn't come, which one (and why)?
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the giraffe in the fridge razz
How do you cross a crocodile infested lake without getting bitten?
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All the crocodiles are at the meeting. smile
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:05 pm
wanna hear a circle joke?
nevermind it's pointless.
(i actually used a new pencil becaus ei actually forgot o.o)
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:32 pm
knock knock
who's there?
cows
cows who?
no owls hoo cows moo smile
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