That makes me heart sad.
Now I feel the sudden urge to gorge myself on ice cream and put a garbage bag on my head, suffocating myself. I closed my eyes, ready to leave. I awoke, I will wander through the streets of London, 1847, as a male prostitute looking for trouble. Was thrown in jail after getting caught with someone's wife, how was I to know she was married? Escaped with a spoon and bucket, will flee to Atlantis where I will devolve into a half-man-half-fish creature. The king shark will surround me in ice where I will sleep for 147 years.
The year 1994, I was reborn again. Little to my knowledge the ice had shrunken me into the size of a newborn. Suddenly, out of nowhere I was taken into the sky by a glowing force of energy. It spoke to me in a breathless voice, "You have escaped, my creation, long enough. You will suffer upon this world with the rest of my creations." Everything was black. I was locked in a dungeon until February 9th, 1995. I came through into a white room, men in coats with gloves.
I couldn't speak, being isolated for nine months had made me lose any capacity in my brain! It seems I have changed genders as well! 17 years later, I got onto the computer and logged onto Gaia.
I had checked a guild I've been familiar with for a while and saw a new post. Eager to check it out, I clicked the link.
I saw a cartoon man tying the laces of another's shoes, suddenly a fire broke out. The man with the tied laces was burned to death.
Unaware of my sudden feelings, I went out to the kitchen and took out a tub of ice cream and placed a garbage bag over my head......
LOL, I hope I didn't scare anyone c;
I just got bored.
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