What to say? It's almost too easy. Where to start?

1.) Okay, prizes for most annoying pop star ever, yeah, we get it, but here's what really bugs me- I CANNOT ESCAPE HER. She's everywhere I go, pictures, TV, commercials, FRACKING WALMART, everywhere. Even though I make a concious effort to stay away from her, it's impossible to avoid.

2.) Chica is, like, sixteen? Seventeen? Yet in the recent election for American President, they wanted her opinion on which one she wanted to win. First of all, her opinion means ****, second of all why would either of the candidates want her support? Like Miley Cyrus's bubble-head thoughts will convince people one way or the other? That would be so, so sad. I cannot even describe the horror I would feel at that. I would have to assasinate her for such an atrocity.

I'm sure I'll come up with more soon, but at the moment I have an exam to study for.