Things they wouldnt say in the game

[Prince of Terra]

I think this thread is self explanatory! I'll start

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???: How does it feel to be dead Eike?

Eike: Damnit, who is this? Are you making fun of me?

???: ...Yes

Eike: Hey! What the hell?!

???: What? This situation is just too funny. You have to admit, it IS rather comical.

Eike: ...Yeah, well screw you too.  

[Pourriture Noble]

Eike: I should stop by Dr. Wagner's place... Maybe I can get the antidote for the poison there.

-walks in-

-Dana and Margerette are having some 'alone time'-

Eike: -stares-

Dana: -stares-

Margarette: -stares-

Eike: -sloooowly closes the door- Why do I feel like I just walked in on my daughter exploring her sexuality?

Old Crone: -off in the distance- MY HARLOT SENSES ARE TINGLING!


/fail  

[Pourriture Noble]

Eike: -breaks into a drunken rendition of Tub-thumping by Chumbawumba-

Eckhart: -runs him over out of mercy-

(Listening/Knowing the song makes this funny)