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 Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:58 am
Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:00 pm
chuck Norris tears cures cancer to bad he has never cried...EVER
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:39 pm
Chuck Norris killed 4 birds with 1/2 a stone... What's that?... didn't know there was such a thing as half a rock?... Neither did the birds.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:33 pm
Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Then, he can turn around and roundhouse-kick himself in the face in self-defense.
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:53 am
Chuck Norris has only had one son. We know him by the name Jesus.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:01 pm
Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick you so hard in th butt that your foot will come out your mouth.
I call that pwned.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:06 pm
CNN used to be call 'Chuck Norris News' Chuck Norris didn't like that and roundhouse-kicked them all in the face.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:10 am
chuck norris can make a rock so heavy that even he cannot lift it.
ad then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the f**k chuck norris is
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:32 pm
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fu**ing Indian.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:25 pm
mr.t once challenged vin diesel to a arm wrestleing mach and chuck norris one. any questions?
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:12 pm
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris when to Mars, thats the reason there is no life forms there
While wizzards and spellcasters walk on water Chuck Norris swims on earth
Chris Angel can walk over the water, Chuck Norris can walk over Chris Angel
The Alien vrs Predator movie was original called Alien and Predator vrs Chuck Norris but no one would like to pay 9 bucks to see a movie of 3 minutes long, 179 seconds were the intro and the credits
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