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 Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:55 pm
(so bored of studying...I though getting out early was good no just more time to study for hours.)
Marcus rolled about lazily, after all he was nothing if not a svelte egg. No reason to let his infatuation with the small fairy let him loose his focus. Fatness was not something he wanted for his future. Heaven forbid he become like Jan eating ice cream night after night watching movies going out only when that womyn came to visit. Anger surged his body with the thought of 'moma Sian'. He inwardly scoffed at the name. Perhaps one day he could strategically roll in front of ehr allowing her to fall down a flight of stairs. Oh the joy to see her neck bent in such an akward postion tounge lolling out of her mouth eye's wide, a look of bewildered fear in them from such a fall. These thoughts seemed to calm him. That would be the day...
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:34 pm
Jan had come home. It was the weekend. No more ripped clothes lying in tatters on her floor Marcus had been moved. Life was good.
Not being one to shirk tradition she had walked into the kitchen for her customary bowl of ice cream. Marcus no doubt was toiling up in his room over his latest infatuation whatever it was. She turned the corner for the kitchen only to land upon Marcus. Marcus wailed and was flung forward as Jan's foot slipped forward.
Jan ever the klutz toppled onto her bottom her head knocking on the wall. Marcus had probably done this on purpose as usual. She hadn't even done anything this time, at least not that she could think of. Her vision blurry she looked over at Marcus ready to tell him off. All she could hear was his voice flled with concern. The Jerk.
It was just like guys and eggs to do something for a while without any remorse like knocking someone onto the floor then one day just feel sorry for it. Jerks she thought before breaking into tears her head hurt.
A fleeting thought ran through her head. None of this was normal. She wasn't suppoused to be able to hear eggs. Eggs shouldn't beable to say anything let alone have coherent thoughts or hatred for anyone. Soon enough Jan could see herself walking to the supermarket and haering the eggs pleas not to be turned into omlets and knoing Jan she would buy them all and keep them safe.
"It's not normal."she all but sobbed before the pain in her head caused her to black out.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:12 pm
There was a buzzing in her ear. Jan opened one cautious eye and groaned. 'Bloody hell to much sun.' She closed the eye just as quickly. A wave of nausea hit and her stomach lurched. All the while she tried to ignore the pain in her head as she rolled over into... a pillow?
Well that was unexpected as far as she knew she'd collapsed onto the kitchen floor. She opened a pale blue eye once more as a hand reached to feel just how badly her head was injured. Curious, that too seemed to be bandaged. For a moment she wondered if Sian had stopped over, no Sian was to busy with her mom and ice cream. ‘I could really go for some ice cream.’
Tenderly Jan stood ignoring the spinning feeling she composed herself as best she could and glanced in the mirror. She had sex hair. She frowned and tried to untangle a strand however that only ended in pain. She cursed and made her way to the bedroom door.
She mulled over what could have happened. Marcus couldn’t have moved her or called anyone to move her. He was after all only an egg. Hell the pathetic things couldn’t even answer a door. She slinked down the hallway her feet dragging. If anything Marcus would have left her to die…so what happened.
The puzzling thoughts gave Jan a headache so Jan turned her thoughts to that of revenge. Marcus was so grounded. He could spend a week in a boiling pot of water for all she cared. No more watching peter pan and when ester rolled in he would become well acquainted with the coloring traditions most Americans had. Revenge would be sweet.
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:09 pm
Jan walked into marcus's room not really expecting to find him. He knew he would be in trouble. Devious stupid egg. Jan had first stopped to take some asprin becase chances are by the time she found the bloody punt the asprin would have been working and her head wouldn't ache so much, and therefore would be fit for yelling.
She opened thedoor half-heartedly and what she saw almost make her tumble back again. Thankgoodness for the wall she had been able to lean against to catch her breath. A breath she hadn't known she was holding excaped her. Her eyes closed binking. Paused, then opened again. "Marcus" was her whisper.
Apparently it was for he turned around and started at her a michevious grin on his face. He knew he'd shocked her. Jan not able to think of anything to say finally muttered out, "We're going to have to get you a bigger bed." Marcus gave a laugh, not just any laugh. An Honest to god out loud laugh. No longer was she to hear the echo of a voice in her head making her feel crazy. Her baby could make words!! [/align ]
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:20 pm
The days rolled on as usual. Her baby, who wasn't really a baby any longer and who wasn't really even a year old yet still acted older then he actually was. Staying locked up in his room like some hoodlum teanager. If it wasn't ofr the fact that he never left the hosue unless with her she might be afraid he was doing drugs or some other such nonsense. (drugs are bad)
Jan rolled up her pants turning them into capri's. Well it was a bit late. It was summer actually but finally the spring cleanign was finished. Taking out a camera she took a picture of her now pristine apartment. It wouldn't stay this way for long. She walked about taking pictures of every room until she came to Marcus's. She didn't bother knocking just opened the door and went it clickign all the time.
She could vaugly make out marcus's mumbled curses about privacy and simply gave him a pish, think of me as your actual mother, and got a response of if you were an actual mother I'd probably be dead by now. Jan stopped and turned to the rebelious child. "And what do you mean by that?"
Marcus replied smoothly never taking his eyes off of his video game. Kingdom Hearts (the original) He didn't actually play the whole game just repeated the Peter Pan part, Tink was one obsession he had yet to outgrow. "I'm saying think of how many times you've forgotten to give ne food. I've had to ask and that dog we got last month that you killed off by not remembering to feed it. Not to mention I remember Sian saying one of the reasons she stole Mysterian eggs was because mysterian mothers tend to eat their young. So if you hadn't aten me before I was born I would have starved."
Being the all powerful and awsome mum she was Jan only had one response. "You're so grounded, no dinner tonight." With that she left the room a pout on her fact. Completely missing her son's "Told you so" response.
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