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 Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:45 pm
[Oh . . .]
Cass freaked out. It was WAY against her religion to be lesbian, or even bi. She kicked and struggled and fought and bit and clawed and scratched and hit as much as she possibly could, fueled by fear, shock, and adrenaline.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:55 pm
"Or not..." Damian said, rolling his eyes and restraining Cass effortlessly. His boobs retracted, and Damian couldn't help but grin. "So wait, does that mean that you're attracted to me enough that it would sexually confuse you if I were to change genders?"
"High-five!" Zoe exclaimed, leaning forward in her seat.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:10 pm
Snowy Zombie "Or not..." Damian said, rolling his eyes and restraining Cass effortlessly. His boobs retracted, and Damian couldn't help but grin. "So wait, does that mean that you're attracted to me enough that it would sexually confuse you if I were to change genders?"
"High-five!" Zoe exclaimed, leaning forward in her seat.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:08 pm
"And I went from little Irish man to demon to Irish man to tall blue guy. Your deal?"
"That's not even the weirdest thing he does," Zoe whispered.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:53 pm
Snowy Zombie "And I went from little Irish man to demon to Irish man to tall blue guy. Your deal?"
"That's not even the weirdest thing he does," Zoe whispered.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:39 pm
"Just think of me as chaotic neutral," Damian said with a grin. "You never know what's gonna go down with me."
"And he's really not that bad of a guy! Too bad, or it'd make him even hotter. Pulling out the chains and the knife... mmm." Zoe stared into space for a minute, daydreaming. "And then there's Delilah. She's just lawful boring."
"I think I've heard someone say that before."
"No way! I thought all nerds went to heaven."
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:19 pm
Marie buried her head into Willow's shoulder, muffling her laughter before she couldn't take it anymore.
"The CEO of Hell is a tranny~!" She threw her head back and howled in laughter.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:03 am
"And proud of it," Damian said, a smug look on his face. "It's hard to be the only one of three divine deities who identifies as male. I gotta be a chick sometimes, or I'd get teased to no end by D. Though she's hardly more feminine than I am."
"I think I like this kid," Zoe said, pointing at Marie.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:20 pm
"Oh em gee, does that mean we can, like, do each others hair and nails later!?" Marie gasped in a mock valley-girl accent. Now that she had an audiance, Marie couldn't stop.
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:00 pm
"Snark is the telling quality of a fine woman in the making," Zoe commented. "And this kid is gonna explode from sheer snark."
"Yes, I do believe that's why she was killed."
"Aw. Tough life, idn't it?" Zoe mocked. "I was freaking killed by a tree, so her sob story doesn't have anything on me."
"I doubt either of you can tell very good sob stories."
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:21 pm
"A tree?" Marie raised an eyebrow at Zoe. "A tree is your sob story? I think being exicuted for high treason is slightly more traumatic."
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:31 am
"It's a tree!" Zoe cried, waving her arms in the air. "How more pathetic can you get? And it wasn't even something moderately cool, like a tree falling on me, no no."
"She screwed up a formula, and ended up -" Damian started.
"Hey! I didn't give you permission to tell my death story!" Zoe fumed.
"Too bad. I'm the devil," Damian asserted. "So, her formula was screwed up. I think she ws trying to, ah... poison a shipmate, am I correct?"
"Yeh... damn that Lydia," Zoe growled.
"Anyway, this odd chemistry of things nature never intended to be together breaks suddenly, and a sapling sprouts up on the table pretty rapid-fire. Zoe is intrigued, and starts to watch it as the months pass.
"Then, one day, she is doing fairly routine tests - acidity of the leaves, color of the bark, et cetera, and she touches the bark."
"For bark texture, mind you. I did have a reason," Zoe huffed. "I'm still a scientist."
"Right. For bark texture. And suddenly she screams like a little girl-"
"I resent that."
"- As the tree sticks something in her finger. Turns out, it's another sapling. So, all her shipmates now have to watch as a tree grows out of her finger."
"I like the way I told it better."
"The poor kid who was always following after you? Yeah. He was so torn up."
"Yeah, well, I'm glad to get away from him."
"Right, whatever you say."
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:12 am
"..." Marie gave Zoe an odd look. "So wait, a tree grew out of your body? And that's not as cool as one just falling on you? I think that's pretty high up there on the list of 'Unlikely Ways to Die'. Right up there with freak pudding accident and gerble attack."
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:31 pm
"Oh, no," Zoe protested. "Having a tree grow out of you is actually rather pathetic. See, first it shut down my nervous system, so I couldn't move. My brain wouldn't send any messages to my body. You can imagine how that went. And then, I basically laid there for a couple of weeks until I eventually died from a mixture of thirst, starvation, and a tree root impaling my heart. Yeah, not so fun."
"Though, you did kind of deserve it after the whole -"
"Shut up! I already apologized to them, like, twelve times."
"After you got the tree? Yeah, no, I think you had it coming to you."
"Yeah, well... you're the devil."
"Touche."
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