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 Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 5:22 pm
Fortunately, it's okay, because you're still on time for work!
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:36 pm
Unfortunately there was a meeting at your work that no one told you about.
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:45 pm
Fortunately, the meeting is for a different department so you can use your time to figure out what do next.
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:57 am
Unfortunately, you have to come anyway because all your coworkers hate your guts.
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 6:04 pm
fortunately you hate them too, and you're a master of the fake executive smile.
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:23 pm
Unfortunately RANDOM GIANT BEAVER ATTACK!
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:17 am
Nekotalim_II Unfortunately RANDOM GIANT BEAVER ATTACK! Fortunately you were trained up in the mountains in the ancient and super rare art of... anti-beaver-jutsu-tae kwon-fu...
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:53 pm
Unfortunately, this beaver is magic so it doesn't work and it whapped you with its giant tail across the country. Also, it took your wallet.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:47 pm
Fortunately the beaver threw you into the backyard of an old friend from your school days, so they helped you come up with an evil plan to get your wallet back from the beaver.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:19 pm
Unfortunately, your old school friend was actually an alien in disguise from the planet Xxzyl and his all his plans are actually really stupid.
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 1:35 am
Fortunately the Beaver is dumber than the Alien, despite being magical and you get your wallet back.
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:50 pm
Unfortunately the wallet's empty. The beaver did leave you a note however that reads: "you have one UGLY id picture" .. which is also missing from your wallet.
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:08 am
Fortunately, the only thing you needed was the wallet itself (family heirloom). You have copies of everything else at home, including an ID with a better picture.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:14 am
<~Unfortunately your copies are all in the basement, with the alligator Zoo.~>
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:07 pm
fortunately you prepare for something like this and had kept extra copies in a storage room.
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