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here's where we'll be collecting all the funny, cheesy, and similary categorized pick up lines
you don't have to like 'em, just laugh at 'em
and keep 'em clean y'all
- every once in a while i will be collecting all of these in to one or two posts and deleting the rest to keep it all in one place 3nodding

Here they are:
- Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns!
- Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!
- I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
- Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
- Do you have a map, because I just keep getting lost in your eyes
- Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that fine!
- hey angel want to rest your wings next to me for a bit?
- oh i'm sorry were you talking to me... no? well please start!
- are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary again?
- thats wierd i just went to the doctor and everything but my heart still skips a beat every time i see you...
- if i told you that you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
- good thing i brought my shades... its bad to look directly at that heavenly body of yours.
- UN I should motion together
- I have a friendly amendment for you
- can i write on your overhead?
- They say love is around every corner.....i must be walking in circles
- your eyes are like pools of unyielding beauty putting me under their spell
- last night i was matching a reason why i love you to a star in the sky, and i was doing great...until i ran out of stars
- did you eat lucky charms for breadfast because you're looking magically delicious
- i lost my teddy bear. can i hug you?
- how you doin'?
- do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
- are you a speeding ticket because you have fine written all over you
- i've lost my phone number...can i have yours
- did you just fart cuz you blew me away!
- my lips hurt, can you kiss them and make them feel better?
- if you were a pirate would your parrot be on this shoulder or this shoulder
- hey look over there! *place arm on shoulder and point*
- hey look at the shooting star! *trace line in sky and land on shoulder*
- yawn
- do you know a good dentist? you are so sweet im getting cavities just looking at you.
- So.. did it hurt?" -- "Huh?" -- "When you feel down from heaven. I mean, you must be an angel.
- Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- Excuse me, I think you've taken my heart.
- Excuse me, don't I know your face from somewhere? Oh yeah, it was in the dictionary, the picture for perfection.
- Ah! You dazed me with your unstoppable aura of beauty!
- Did you know that the lengh from your elbo to your shoulder is the same as the distance between your shoulders? *puts his arm around you as a "demonstration"*

I think you might have you stop might have to stop that smile of yours because I'll never get anything done if you keep captivating me with it!

I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

Your legs must hurt cause you've been runing through my head all day...

*sitting in a theater waiting for a movie to start* Hey look, the arm rests go up!*exaggeratingly flips the arm rest up* Now it's easier to strech my arms out! *streaches, reaches around the girls shoulder, and brings her in to lay on his chest*

lol those are great!

Hershey should come up with another name for Kisses, yours are way sweeter.