*curious to know what other vampires thought of
Twilight, Camwen (at great personal risk) tracked down some of the usual suspects..*
Here are the replies to the question, "What are your thoughts on
Twilight?*

"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy smells girl, girl smells boy, boy obsesses over girl, boy almost eats girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day."

"Well, it's just sad. I'm embarrassed for our kind.

"Why are you talking to me?"

"A passing fancy... Edward may be getting all the attention now but his time will pass. People will once again remember what a gorgeous fiend I am. "

"We are in Transylvania, and Transylvania is not Forks. Our ways are not their ways."

"Just give me the Cullen's address."