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"Shikarama would reform his shadow binding seal, intent to keep the hold strong and continue manipulating his shadows with as little effort as possible. He had managed to get a hold of the Joker and his minions, and of two of these other foes, leaving them all paralyzed unless he willed them to copy his movements. Then, however, from the sky above the joker, numer chickens of light resemble rubber chickens would fall, over the clown. Shikarama's Yin Clone would quickly move back, having completed the Rasengan. He got closer and closer to Shikarama, as the Shadow being manipulated by Shikarama was forced to retract, as the chickens would temporarily erase Joker's shadow and allow him to break free. Shikarama would maintain his manipulation of the shadows and his hold on the others. Provided Joker did indeed emerge from the chickens and rushed towards Shikarama's position along his shadows, Shikarama would active the bind instantly on him. The effect would be basically instant, as the Joker's own shadow would have come back and been already touching Shikarama's. If by some miracle he could attempt to escape the binding effect as he advanced, the shadow would extent to block his path and bind him still. He he had been Caught, he would be held for but a few seconds. Regardless of the happenings, The Yin clone would intercept Joker's path, having now formed the rasengan into a Rasenshuriken and applied the ghost touch effect to it.
The yin clone would quickly thrust the attack towards the Joker, bound or not. Joker, having no previous knowledge of the ghost touch technique (( their attacks can affect intangible beings, whom, for whatever reason, are unable to be affected by normal attacks or jutsu.)),was unlikely to have any caution for it, even with his ability to see chakra. The use of the attack would prevent Joker from advancing either way, and provided it made contact, the rasenshuriken would slam into him and carry him a distance, before exploding into a great spinning sphere. Within, numerous microscopic blades of chakra would envelope him, attacking him from everywhere. They would damage him down to the cellular level, tissues would be ravenged, chakra vessels would be cut, and nerves would be severed. In the aftermath, he would hit the ground, and be left laying there, unable to move at all. Nerves throughout his body would no longer function, preventing him from moving. And his chakra network would be in tatters, leaving him unable to use any chakra. The control given by his rinnegan, ((which inevitably is based on chakra)), and the use of his sharigan, would likely be nullified. Very powerful healing techniques or medical ninjutsu would be required to help him recover. He would possibly be alive still, but certainly out of the fight.
Regardless of how this faired, within the next minute, very much would happen. Beta would move to him and bite him, asking him to bite her. He did so, before she had moved to Hariko and possibly Momo. He felt an infusion of chakra, and then a connection of the mind.
Almost immediately, Logan had relayed instructions to Shikarama through Beta at the same time that Adell was creating a volcano, which blocked Hedoro's Water attack. It would disrupt his shadows, forcing him to release the others, as the lava quickly flowed in to protect them all from something. In the moment before it had completely enveloped him, Shikarama formed swift seals, and cast a genjutsu on Dante, before he could activate his first use of the "Let Us Fight With Our Fists" Seal. To Dante's eyes, all of the other people there would suddenly fade out of existance, and the area would be left bare, including their attacks. From the ground of the floating rock behind him a tree would burst forth and envelope him with its branches, binding his arms and legs, as more would grow out to envelope his face as well. It was a slight alterations to the original jutsu, but it certainly would be able to bring his mind elsewhere and leave him defenseless for long enough to strike, hopefully. Then, Shikarama would be shielded by a sphere of golden lava, protecting him from not one, but two unknown dangers, not only the spores that burned on contact with the lava, but the water bullets released by the orb above his head, which evaporated almost instantly on contact. He would have to wait to act, getting all his information on what was happening from Beta and Logan for now. "

Just I can't.