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 Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:01 pm
Nudge four hundred and sixty-nine
79. None of my super-weapons will have a "reverse" switch.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:04 pm
Nudge four hundred and seventy
80. My secret lab/lair will have excellent ventilation, automatic sprinklers, and halon extinguishers handy at every bench.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:07 pm
Nudge four hundred and seventy-one
81. My glass flask holders, test tube racks, and bunsen-burner-heated apparati will be anchored to the floor or wall, not balanced precariously on a wobbly table.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:10 pm
Nudge four hundred and seventy-two
82. Any ability-enhancing formula that has potential degenerative or addictive effects may be suitable to use on the Controlled Masses, but not on myself. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:12 pm
Nudge four hundred and seventy-three
83. My high-energy sealed test chamber will only be operable from the outside by the combination of my hand and retinal print. If someone has relieved me of my hand and eye to get them, I'd rather be dead anyway. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:14 pm
Nudge four hundred and seventy-four
84. If I can splice genes to create a 60-meter-long killer cockroach, I can also insert in said creation a susceptibility to my custom formula of Raid, which I can carry in a convenient key chain mace canister.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:17 pm
Nudge four hundred and seventy-five
85. Experimental monster creations will not only have one immediately lethal vulnerability only I can exploit, but until my Diabolical Plan is ready to implement, they will also have an addiction to a material only I can supply, without which they will die in a day or two.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:20 pm
Nudge four hundred and seventy-six
86. I will always have an open airplane ticket to New Zealand on hand in case my current project escapes my laboratory, starts mutating beyond control, or starts talking back to me in a belligerent fashion. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:23 pm
Nudge four hundred and seventy-seven
87. I will personally select the brain to be used in my life-creation experiment. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:26 pm
Nudge four hundred and seventy-eight
88. If I need one liter of my secret formula to implement my Diabolical Plan, I will produce ten liters and store the other nine safely in different caches. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:28 pm
Nudge four hundred and seventy-nine
89. I will always carry the antidote on my person. But it will be in a vial marked 'poison reserve.' The poison reserve will be in the vial marked 'antidote.' heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:29 pm
Nudge four hundred and eighty
90. If I am working on an optical mind control device, I will remove all extraneous mirrors from the lab and wear polarized contact lenses at all times.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:05 pm
Nudge four hundred and ninety-one
91. I will test the strength, power, and weaknesses of all monsters I create. Better to pull back and send two monsters next time than lose one due to simple poor planning.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:24 pm
Nudge four hundred and ninety-two
92. Experiments requiring a human test subject shall be performed on kidnapped anti-social bums who live alone in large cities, not someone whose disappearance will be noticed, like a coed at the local high school.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:39 pm
Nudge four hundred and ninety-three
93. If I really must experiment on a teenage girl, I will not choose the buxom cheerleader whose courageous and handsome boyfriend is captain of the football team. Instead, I will choose the mousy quiet girl whose only boyfriend is the nervous head of the Dungeons and Dragons club, whom I can probably co-opt if I need to.
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