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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:03 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:07 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:08 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:10 pm
bump 500.
ack!
halfway there!
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:42 pm
Nudge four hundred and sixty-one
71. Keep a third set of books, listing everything the Evil Overlord is up to. Show these books to the Evil Overlord when he wants to see them. Show them to nobody else. Store them in thermite-packed cabinets so that they can be destroyed with extreme speed. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:43 pm
Nudge four hundred and sixty-two
72. Keep a fourth set of books, listing the locations and passwords for the bulk of the Evil Overlord's loot, including the Plundered Crown Jewels. Use this information to bargain for your miserable cowardly life when the Hero defeats the Evil Overlord. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:46 pm
Nudge four hundred and sixty-three
73. Keep a fifth set of books, listing the locations and passwords for a small portion of the Evil Overlord's loot, in the form of unmarked and untraceable cash. Use this information to set yourself up for retirement after the Evil Overlord is overthrown. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:49 pm
Nudge four hundred and sixty-four
74. When the Hero and his allies storm the Evil Overlord's castle, hide under the Sturdy Oak Table with the other Sly Advisors until the fighting stops. If the Evil Overlord wins, it's back to business as usual; your sniveling cowardice will only stoke the Evil Overlord's feelings of superiority over you, so you will not be punished. If the Hero wins, thank the Hero for freeing you from the Evil Overlord's mind control, then show him where the Plundered Crown Jewels are kept. When nobody's looking, get the portion of the Evil Overlord's loot that you have earmarked for your retirement fund and retire. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:52 pm
Nudge four hundred and sixty-five
75. Do not bother the Evil Overlord with the details of finances; math bores him. Simply remember his net worth at any given moment and be prepared to supply that figure on demand. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:55 pm
Nudge four hundred and sixty-six
76. Do not embezzle from the Evil Overlord, unless you are able to cover the discrepancy by exaggerating the losses incurred by the bumbling of the Evil Overlord's other henchmen, and then only when said henchmen are dead. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:58 pm
Nudge four hundred and sixty-seven
Tips for Evil Geniuses:
77. I will not experiment on myself.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:00 pm
Nudge four hundred and sixty-eight
78. I will not transplant my mind into the Hero's brain when my test monkey is still in the laboratory.
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