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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:25 pm
Kinda weird when people ask me " Ever seen a cow? "
* looks out her bedroom window *
" Yeah, about 10 of 'em. "
And they have no idea how that's possible...
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:27 pm
I see cows all the time. No biggie.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:28 pm
Well, your opinion may change if you get stranded in Butte with no money, and a broken down car for almost 3 days.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:30 pm
I see cows and a horsie every day, along with a shitload of trees beyond a large section of land with all kinds of crap going.
I also see walls, a ceiling, floor, doors, stairs, and random household things.
I also see a computer, and the words " I see cows and a horsie... "
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:41 pm
That's...good...
At least we know you're not homeless...
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:47 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:55 pm
Hey, watch it! I'm training to become a hobologist!
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:57 pm
elvis, I'm liking your new sig.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:10 pm
Thanks. The only problem I have is that 'Wookiee' is misspelled. On a related note: Yay for Gorwooken EmSquad Cameo!
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:13 pm
Wow, who was the mastermind behind that one?
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:15 pm
I dunno. They leave sticky notes under my door every other week, and in return for doing thier dark bidding, they give me 100 gaia gold per week. Poor pay considering the life-threatening nature of what I do for them, but what the hey?
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:18 pm
Uh, you lost me.
What is it that you're getting paid to do? Make the banners?
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:25 pm
No, just whatever evil deeds that they have lying around the house, they get me to do.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:35 pm
dum dum dum...
100 gold though? Talk about minimum wage...
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:37 pm
* Peewee's party is at the final battle against Hitleroth, cue One Winged Nazi theme *
Hitleroth > Attack > Projectiles ---------- Peewee Cowboy Curtis Yvonne
* Hitleroth does the Nazi salute, launching swastickas at Yvonne, 9999 damage, Yvonne faints *
Hitleroth ---------- Peewee > Attack > Magic screen Cowboy Curtis Yvonne
* Peewee uses the magic screen and connects the dots, creating a meteor that slams into Hitleroth, 7239 damage *
Hitleroth > Magic > Concentration Camp ---------- Peewee Cowboy Curtis Yvonne
* Hitleroth summons the Gestapo to round up all the local Jews, 3948 healing *
Hitleroth ---------- Peewee Cowboy Curtis > Magic > Song Yvonne
* Cowboy Curtis breaks into song with his guitar, Gestapo vanish, Yvonne is revived *
Hitleroth > Magic > Rally ---------- Peewee Cowboy Curtis Yvonne
* Hitleroth starts a Nazi rally, boosting his attack power *
Hitleroth ---------- Peewee Cowboy Curtis Yvonne > Attack > Kids
* Yvonne calls the kids over, who break Hitleroth's concentration, Hitleroth is dazed *
Hitleroth ---------- Peewee > Magic > Secret Word Cowboy Curtis Yvonne
* Peewee says the secret word. the entire party screams really loud, 9999 damage, 9999 damage, 9999 damage, Hitleroth has fallen *
Hitleroth ---------- Peewee Cowboy Curtis Yvonne
* Peewee's party is victorious *
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