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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:20 pm
All Fay culture as a whole? Legal documents and everything?
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:47 pm
Why not, also. Folks, I'm using the final show down of the Inquisition for a story for a class I have to write. 18 pages in word before I even begin to edit it to fit my small 6-7 page limit. Good job folks.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:01 pm
Sounds like fun. I'll drag up some of the more interesting s**t. Info on festivals, permits to birth/curse/bless, sucession rights and so forth. And ki buddies, a favorite of mine.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:04 pm
Thank you, I've been reading my way through old myths of late and frankly I can't find much it was as though all the characters are godmodders. Well that can be considered since most of them where gods or children of the gods.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:07 pm
What region? For instance, Welsh fair folk and French ones were very different.
Edit: Did you ever see what the board put out on second pregnancies? They're all written out in that same, tedious tone.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:13 pm
Well I'm reading the French version of King Arthur and I'm also reading on Irish myths.
And no, I did not seeit, where can I find it? Be amusing to see how legalistic they could be.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:40 am
Faye Board Hello non-energy user! Is your wife/mother/partner expecting? Again? Then this is the brochure for you! We hope you find this fun, convinent and informative. Prepared by the WEIRD SISTERS P.A.C. of the Monarchy of the Fair Folk under the grace of her Majesty Queen Oonaugh.Second pregnancies are often worse for ki mothers as opposed to their first. Not only has their energy decreased by in some cases an extreme of twice as less energy that they possessed during the first, but also the duration of the pregnancy is often extended by up to a week and a half. For reasons as yet unexplained, if the child retains the same father as the elder sibling, mood swings are far less dramatic and frequent than if it were otherwise. In the layman's terms, "Morning Sickness" starts within a few days of pregnancy but should last no more than five. Should it continue for longer, please seek medical attention immediately, as this could be a sign of serious injury. Please remember that if there is doubt as to how many children the expectant ki mother has issued, a medical examination is required by Faye law whilst she is still in her first trimester. Pregnancy numbers can now safely and swiftly be determined using state-of-the-spell techniques (all with royal approval). Should the fetus be discovered to be a fourth child a termination and reincarnation shall be ordered. Should the fetus be discovered to be a third child constant supervision by a trained medical professional is required. These laws are for the good of the mother as well as child. The board of the SISTERS would like to remind everyone of the consequences should such requirements be ignored. A third child is often the victim of serious deformity, most often in the lack of the formation of a durable epidermis. Neurological damage may also occur. The fourth child is always stillborn. The death is violent. As the energy by now has increased four fold what it was for the first child, the metabolism starts to cannibalize the fetus. The heart is not able to sustain the stress and before the starvation is complete the child has suffered a heart attack. What remains of is filled up with calcium and turns into a petrified fetus, remaining in the womb (If you would like to visit our collection of such petrified creatures, come in and visit our SISTERS in science museum down on "Deep Haunted Wood" and "First". Special rates for students, children and the elderly). The ki mother of the would be second child does require more energy. While it is under her discretion if she prefers more nutrition, rest or intercourse, five meals should be made for her. Snacks should she wish them. Youkai fathers are advised to leave during the last few weeks of the pregnancy as it is the tendency of these mothers to feel violent urges directed towards them. Youkai mothers during this also may require constant feeding depending on their size and sub race. Faye mothers are advised not to bless the fetus, or to have a relative attempt to bless the fetus. Humans have not been subjected to an adequate amount of research to report adequately on their particular fancies that separate them from the other species during this time. It has been noted that however that they tend to decline offers of food. It is not known why, but the refusal is to be ignored for safety. Miscarriage, although not common among our Faye, is an affliction that follows that of the Youkai and Human races. Youkai mothers are advised not to walk during a second pregnancy. They should also refrain from eating anything not protein-based. Any portion of food with more than four simple carbohydrates is safest taken with a glass of warm blood (fowl and lower level mononoke seem best suited). Should they accidentally consume anything with wheat gluten in it, contact the nearest SISTERS poison control center. Human mothers ideally have limited mobility for the last three weeks of their pregnancy. Massage is best avoided, as well as too hot or too cold temperatures. Orange juice (but no other citrus) and cottage cheese are particularly recommended for the human ki second pregnancy mother. It used to be that since getting pregnant would give such a huge boost in ki, armies would purposely get the women pregnant right before a battle to give their side a boost. The other side would call no fair, etc etc so the mods came up with this rule. I think the fetus museum in particular was a rather nasty touch to enforce it.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:09 pm
That was entertaining. So what else can you provide me with?
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:28 am
confused hmm....whats the use in having a snow day if nobody's on...
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:58 am
You got a snow day?
I only got a 2 hour delay.. xp
though I might not have a ride and therefore just not go.
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UltimateBiscuit Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:49 pm
Grr, went to all of my classes! Had to here all about poor Hades -.-
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:04 pm
I went to all my classes as well.
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UltimateBiscuit Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:10 pm
I only missed two of mine, one was a study too. crying
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:29 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:34 pm
Assuming seven means all of them for you. Yeah, well I got the first decent snow of the year for me, nothing before this has come up even near my knee, and got to miss the full day. Which is infact nine classes for me, not seven, but I suppose that difference only matters on days when I don't miss it.
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