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 Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:05 pm
Officer: I'm on.... fireee, the one.... desiiiree.
Stormie: Is that...
Officer: Shut up.
Stormie: .....
Whole Star Destroyer laughs.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:03 pm
Pilot: So.... can anyone actually fly this thing?
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:19 pm
Darth Vader: I used to before losing my hands... crying
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:30 am
Vader: Hey, lookie! I can stab myself! woo! *stabs*
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:25 pm
Com: Attention, the rancors have escaped from the zoo on deck 7. That is all.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:37 pm
Emperor: Prepare to meet your doom Earthling filth!
Vader: I'm gonna sing the Doom song now... Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom....
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:40 pm
Intercom: Try not to get sucked into the Vortex of Hell, men!
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:32 pm
Pilot: Captain, is the " Evacuate " button supposed to be blinking like that?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:46 pm
Crewman: What does it mean when the atmosphere indicator reads 0?
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:16 pm
Bender from Future-rama, "How the H*&^ I get here? Self Destruct? So long you imperal bas$%^&!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:05 pm
Intercom: They blew up the Death Star and I'm still alive. I'll be building a new one and I'm still alive. These aren't the droids we're looking for and I'm still alive.
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:13 am
Intercom: Alright chums lets do this! LEEEEEERRROYYYYY JENKKKIIINNNSS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:02 pm
Intercom: Quick! Use SD Bombardment! TIE Support! TIE SUPPORT! AAAGH! Oh my God... Kriff it, Leroy!
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:18 am
Intercom: This just in. Lord Vader has cut our Life Support Funding. I hope everyone remembered to bring their breather to work.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:34 am
Intercom: It puts the cybernetics on its skin, or else it gets the Force Choke again.
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