HopefulAngel
Psh...At least it wasn't spanked~! >D
Uchiha_Clans_no1
NOOOOs!
*chants youmuguegofatheetou"*
*extracts camera8
Donatellothedog
O__________O
You might want to clean that off, I doubt that's very sanitary.
Especially if it was just inside me.
XDDD
Nocturnal_Equine
Whoever sent out the memo that being a Nobody was supposed to give you some kind of dark, emo side to your personality must have forgotten to send one to Demyx. Donatellothedog
"Xigbar, because you're mouthing off to me I want you to go clean the toilets with your toothbrush. And if you don't do it I'll make you regret it."
Deathly Alive
Luxord then tipped over and fell onto the floor. Deathly Alive
He sat back down in his chair and slammed his face down hard onto the table.
boooooooze
no! Don't think about it!
but I neeeeed it...
NO! I can survive!
its been soooo loooong
Like, five minutes.
booooze
...damn body system. animefreak120
My cousin called you Magical, Windy XD
-insert like a whole page worth of posts 'bout how Larxene told everyone Xenmas' name anagrams into Mansex here- It was in the Organization XIII memeber Rp. Like page 12 and 13. And Xigbar and Larxene were talkin' and Xigbar is all like "If you make me go blind you'll have to be my seeing eye b!tch" and Larxene is like "You could lose worse things" and Xigbar was like "I ain't losin' nothing! You're a lower rank!" Larxene "I could chop off a limb or something worse..." something worse meanin' Xigbar would no longer be able to make babies. But I don't think he got that. Xigbar would be too stupid to get that...
Death Always Wins
Xigbar laughed at the fact he got away with the name calling. "Ah, toast." He said grabbing Vexen's last toast and leaving the room, crunching it down."I hate my life." Vexen said looking up at the wall. Battery Acid Included
Marluxia tried to push Luxord off, but he was just too heavy for him.
"You're as lovely as a dead ape." Deathly Alive
"AAH!! MY BISCUITS! SON OF A b***h!"
Luxord ripped off the thornbush on him and glared down at the feminine man. I was readin' the Orgy XIII member Rp last night.
This next part I'm way too lazy to put in quotes.
He pointed at the two men, "I think you're forgetting something. Plants can be a lot more dangerous then you think. Or just irritating. Like the fact that you both have poison ivy in your pants." Marluxia gave another lovely smile as the poison ivy started to grow and come out of the top of their pants and the bottom to their pant legs.
"Ah, not my nuts dude!" Xigbar said, attempting to refrain from scratching. "Ah, you freakin' suck." He said getting overly iritated. He began bouncing up and down. "What do we do!" He looked over to his half drunken, and oh so wise friend.
"I don't know ANYTHING about poison ivy besides that its itchy! AAAUGH!" Luxord ripped at the plant to make it go away, and practically covered himself in the plant. He went into a half-crazed itch mode before falling to the ground."I SURRENDER!!!!!"
Marluxia gave a smile to Vexen, "What can I say, I did warn them." His eyes watched the two dance, and he couldn't help but keep smiling as Luxord had fallen to the floor calling surrender.Oh hell he wasn't going to stop."I think not, Luxord, you're just going to have to figure out about poison ivy yourself."He leaned back in his chair, this was very enjoyful.
"You.... bast.... ARD!!" Xigbar shouted in pain. He tried to refrain from scratching but the itch was too much to bare. Soon he collapsed next to Luxord scratching excessively inside his pants. "Ahha!" He shouted. He scrambled to the kitchen faucet, thinking if he splashed water on himself that it would cool down the itch, but all it did was make it look like he pee'd his pants, and itching continued.
Luxord looked around for anything to help. He grabbed the ice tray out of the freezer and dumped ice cubes down his pants."EEEEEuuuuuhhh....Cold, but less itchy."He turned around and saw what looked like Xigbar had an accident in his pants."Got some problems, there?"The itchy feeling came back and also a cold sensation came over his whole region."AAUGGGH!! NOT AGAIN!!!" He danced, ice cubes flying out of his pants, and scratched to death.
Marluxia was having the best time with this. He couldn't stop laughing as Luxord and Xigbar were trying to find relief. "You'd think they'd try something that doesn't have to do with water." He covered his mouth and kept laughing.
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