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 Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:44 pm
Damian moved, quick as lightning, taking Dante's saber and sticking it in the wall, a good two-hundred yards straight behind the mob. He appeared in his demon form, but larger, and forced Dante to the ground with all his force, possibly killing him. Or maybe he was just paralyzed, who knew; Damian didn't really care.
"Now, now kids; play nice. I don't want another mass murder going on down here, can't you wait a couple hundred years?"
(( ... b***h got served. ))
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:12 pm
Dante coughed up blood, his eyes clearing.
"...looks like I did it again..." Dante croaked before his head fell limply to the side.
Marie put her arms behind her head and stretched before turning to D.
"So, now that that's over, is there a certain place where I'm supposed to go now? I would ask Willow Jack but he looks like he has his business face on."
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:12 pm
"Oh, no, little speck. He always looks like that. I wouldn't know what you're supposed to do, anyway, I haven't been this far in Hell for a couple hundred years. Bit of a refreshing change, really."
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:37 am
Cass rolled her eyes, utterly bored with the occurances. "Come sleep with me," she said sarcastically. "At least, if you don't mind the Devil crawling into your bed at random during the night." [-wince-] I'd tack on 'go to hell,' but we're already here so it won't matter anyway. Cass stepped around the ridged, rough steon walla of the cavern until she was close enough to Dave to tug on his arm without looking at his severely nude body.
[Ow. Cass is just aiming to get pwned.
By the way, my brother wants to make a movie having to do with Dante's Inferno. And I like it. xD]
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:44 am
(( DAMNIT STOP PINING OVER DAVE. ))
Dave jumped, alerted to the presence of Cass. Utterly shamed, blushing a pale pink, Dave ran off, zig-zagging into Hell.
"Looks like she really hates you," D remarked, looking at Damian coolly. "What'd you do?"
"Be damned if I know. Now can I have some alone time to take these two carcasses back to where they sleep? Or do you want to do it for me?"
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:29 am
Snowy Zombie (( DAMNIT STOP PINING OVER DAVE. ))
Dave jumped, alerted to the presence of Cass. Utterly shamed, blushing a pale pink, Dave ran off, zig-zagging into Hell.
"Looks like she really hates you," D remarked, looking at Damian coolly. "What'd you do?"
"Be damned if I know. Now can I have some alone time to take these two carcasses back to where they sleep? Or do you want to do it for me?" [OMG! LOVE TRIANGLE SQUARE THINGY! Damian loves Cass, Cass likes Dave, Marie likes Damian, and Dave, um, likes Marie? Or Jay. Yuck, Jay. -shudder-] Cass gritted her teeth. "Goddamnit," she muttered. "DOES ANYONE KNOW A PLACE THAT I CAN SLEEP WITHOUT GETTING ******** RAPED?!" she screamed in frustration. It came out a whole hell of a lot louder than she'd originally intended. Whoops. Too late to fix it now. The damage is done.
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:18 pm
(( I dunno, I figured the whole Marie-Damian relationship would be one of grudging respect for each other. o.o
WJ>C>D>Random unknown character. OMGIHAVEANIDEAGETBACKTOYOULATER.))
Damian hit his head on the wall out of frustration. "... Damnit, Cass, NO ONE IS GOING TO RAPE YOU IF YOU STAY NEAR ME." Damian looked at the vampire mob, watching in hushed tones, and snarled. "Maybe she just wants me to kill all these guys. That'd make it all better, right?" His answer came in a garbled mutter.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:23 am
Marie blinked at Cass before cleaning her ear out with her pinky.
"You know, I'm sure heard that line a few times when I was in prison..." She lowered her hand and grinned. "I'm sure the Satan just wants to cuddle."
(XD I bet Marie always wanted to meet the devil!)
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:54 pm
[This is too damn funny. QUIT MAKING ME GIGGLE INSANELY!
By the way, Snow, I braved the living room just for you. Now please me. xD]
Cass laughed for the first time in what seemed like forever. "Satan just wants to cuddle! That's hilarious! Ah, I haven't heard anything that revelent and ironic in years!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:56 pm
(( NEVER. And... OF COURSE. ))
Damian clenched his fist, fighting back his rage, then took a long breath. In, out. "While yes, cuddling would be nice, and I haven't done it in centuries... I thought this was a serious conversation here."
"In other words, Satan just needs to get some tail. Not literally, of course, since I'm the only one with an actual tail, and there is no way he's going to touch me."
"You're not helping, D."
"Good. I was trying not to."
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:10 pm
"Oh, a serious converation? I should probably leave then. I can't be serious to save my life. Literally, that's why I was given the death penlty in the first place."
Marie wondered if she was pushing Willow Jack's buttons yet.
"If you would kindly direct me away from the nudey vampires and super evilly demons of doom, I would be happy to get out of your hair, erm, horns...hair and horns."
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:30 pm
"Ah... right." Damian poked at the half horns on his head, the shrank back to his small Irish form. "There, that's better. Now, as to where you should stay? Find out for yourself. This is Hell, after all, you're expected to fend for yourself. If you want, you could sleep with Cass, so she knows that I'm not going to go rape her or something."
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:26 pm
"Brilliant!" Cass had watched far too many beer commericals for her own good. She coughed. "So long as she('s not) a lesbian, anyway." She paused and looked around. "Hey, where'd Dave go?"
[I'm sorry, but Cass simply must pine over Dave some more.]
(FIXED! Sorry. sweatdrop )
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:22 pm
"He's run off after his girlfriend, I bet," Jay said cruelly, carrying the dead vampires legs over his shoulder as he walked toward the vampire den.
Damian tensed, clenching his fist.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:21 am
Saint_Oriel "Brilliant!" Cass had watched far too many beer commericals for her own good. She coughed. "So long as she a lesbian, anyway." She paused and looked around. "Hey, where'd Dave go?"[I'm sorry, but Cass simply must pine over Dave some more.]
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