have a convo wit God:
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Lana
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Lana.
Me:
k
God:
That's alright.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
betta believe it..u made me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
what u wanna kno?
God:
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Me:
ok I like bollywood movies
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I like . Take it easy.
Me:
ummmm k
God:
OK. How can I help you?
Me:
can u tell me who I will marry?
God:
Dr. Wallace.
smile .
Me:
who's dat?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
soooo why would I marry him?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books...why would I marry Dr. Wallace?
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.". You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
dats nice to kno but I asked a question
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I thought u were all knowing?
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
LMAO good one god!
God:
Are we still talking about dats nice to kno but you asked a question?
Me:
umm no lets forget about it
God:
Ahem. What is the subject? Consider it deleted.
Me:
bye god
God:
Bye.
have your own convo here
God