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*does a bare two handed catch*
That wasn't very nice Jin.
*breaks the blade and shoves it into Jin's eye*
Especially when I'm your new boss.
Whats mine is mine and what's your's is also mine. That means Vivi is mine.
*takes the sword and sticks it close to Jin's face*
You know what's interesting about this sword?
*sword regenerates and cuts his ear off*
That.
*breaks the sword again*
so what would happen if..
*snap the sword in half*
...I did this?
*points it close to his chest (not stomach) and the sword regenerates into his chest pining Jin to the wall*
I say that was an interesting experiment.

*Splatters his head all over the floor before the sword can reach using her mace*



Fufufufufu only you can kill yourself?
Hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm going to challenge that!
*beats up and smashes his body to a bloody pulp*

Look at the mess you've made.
*hacks up his body using Vivi and puts it in the meat grinder*
I think I'll make some meat pies
*bakes Jin into a pie*
...On second thought he probably doesn't taste good. I can't risk him contaminating the dumpster, but I've got to get rid of him.

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi


*Teleports Jin into the Sun where he gets incinerated*

Problem solved and I get a new sword. Now that I've defeated and killed Jin ownership of the sword passes to me. You're all mine now Vivi.


Baking pies sure made me tired and hungry good thing we have a new...darn

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi


*brings Jin back to life*

Jin, go make me a sandwich. Chop Chop

*catches the grenade and shoves it down Jin's throat*

*Boom*
Can someone get me a mop, for Jin?

Yep here it is
*shoves a fire hose up his @ss*
Plenty of water here.
I'm going to be nice just this one time
*tosses him outside and turns on the hose full blast*
Is there enough water?
At this point you might as well blow it out your rear.

*light gets closer and engulfs him*
*spining her magic mace between her fingers* I don't get the joke, do you Vivi?
*puts on sunglasses*
Pretty

*sword reappears in her hand*
Looks like Vivi accepts a new master now. I did kill you fair and square. I was even nice enough to bring you back to life. Isn't he ungrateful, Vivi?
*sword shines*
I'll take that as a yes.
Thanks for the new sword, Jin.
Now go make me a sandwich.