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Darkened Angel
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:23 pm


My job pwns all of yours.

I work only 1 hour a night, 2 nights a week, IF I even decide to come in at all.

I get a salary of $20 an hour, but I make a total of $150-$250 a day through tips and the like.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:44 pm


Awww not fair! What do you do? That sounds awesome!

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Darkened Angel
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:58 pm


I wear sexy clothes and lingerie, dance around a pole in front of a bunch of perverts, and start undressing as the dance progresses.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:14 pm


Come on elvis.

You seriously didn't expect that?

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Zeke Ren

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:27 pm


From what I know of DA,I expected somthing like that.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:32 pm


I do have my standards though.

The only private dances I've done were for my Bro's friends, and that was at home when he'd have them over.

I don't drink or smoke or get high, so I'm clean.

I haven't had real sex. I've done some naughty things, sure, but I never had the real deal up inside me, so I'm still a virgin.

I don't advise riding a horse naked. The saddle can be rough on a bare a**. Then again, if I do that, I usually have a sheet or something over it so it's not an issue.

... Why am I saying all this?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:42 pm


You used a saddle to ride a horse naked?

Come now, For that you got to ride Au Natural. Both you and the horse.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:59 pm


My horsie was self-concious about the idea.

Darkened Angel
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Nelowulf
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:08 pm


Get a different horse.

Lady Guidiva didn't get a saddle. Why should you?
PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:36 pm


I don't like riding bare-back.

Behold, I have 3 veils. I r teh purdy!

Darkened Angel
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Nelowulf
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:41 pm


Neat.

I'm getting the katana meself.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:58 pm


*is confused* When did we get bridal veils and katanas? And since when does DA-san pole dance?...

*remembers that she doesn't really know many people in this guild* Erm...

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elvisnake

PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:03 pm


I was expecting the possibility of something like that, but I wasn't sure.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:38 pm


I'm a huge e-whore, but IRL I'm far more innocent, despite being a bit naughty. I have standards. Skewered ones, but they're there.

Darkened Angel
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FrozenPhoenix32

PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:45 pm


I thought you were 12.

xd
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