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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:23 pm
My job pwns all of yours.
I work only 1 hour a night, 2 nights a week, IF I even decide to come in at all.
I get a salary of $20 an hour, but I make a total of $150-$250 a day through tips and the like.
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:44 pm
Awww not fair! What do you do? That sounds awesome!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:58 pm
I wear sexy clothes and lingerie, dance around a pole in front of a bunch of perverts, and start undressing as the dance progresses.
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:14 pm
Come on elvis.
You seriously didn't expect that?
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:27 pm
From what I know of DA,I expected somthing like that.
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:32 pm
I do have my standards though.
The only private dances I've done were for my Bro's friends, and that was at home when he'd have them over.
I don't drink or smoke or get high, so I'm clean.
I haven't had real sex. I've done some naughty things, sure, but I never had the real deal up inside me, so I'm still a virgin.
I don't advise riding a horse naked. The saddle can be rough on a bare a**. Then again, if I do that, I usually have a sheet or something over it so it's not an issue.
... Why am I saying all this?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:42 pm
You used a saddle to ride a horse naked?
Come now, For that you got to ride Au Natural. Both you and the horse.
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:59 pm
My horsie was self-concious about the idea.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:08 pm
Get a different horse.
Lady Guidiva didn't get a saddle. Why should you?
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:36 pm
I don't like riding bare-back.
Behold, I have 3 veils. I r teh purdy!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:41 pm
Neat.
I'm getting the katana meself.
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:58 pm
*is confused* When did we get bridal veils and katanas? And since when does DA-san pole dance?...
*remembers that she doesn't really know many people in this guild* Erm...
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:03 pm
I was expecting the possibility of something like that, but I wasn't sure.
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:38 pm
I'm a huge e-whore, but IRL I'm far more innocent, despite being a bit naughty. I have standards. Skewered ones, but they're there.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:45 pm
I thought you were 12.
xd
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