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*Karasu holds up frying pan and stops jin with his face*
Thank you val for your insight and efficiency and showing our new cook that we took take shmit here....
here*hands her golden weapon of mucho pain*I feel you've earned it^^
You remind me of me when I was young.........homecoming queen my foot!!-anyway *turns to jin*YOU!*Points to kitchen*THERE!*drags jin,brings out fuzzy chains and chains him to the blender*
Watch him val!

*looks at val*......hahahahahahahaha!!!! *breaks blender and chains fall to the ground* what makes you think i will even consider working for you?

some guys maybe...but i am only happy when i am on the field of battle
*takes out katana* are you worthy of my blade?

I'll make you get you're jollies from getting abused.
*takes out Mace*
I should be asking if you're man enough to wield that katana?
...Oh wait we're a restaurant.
*writes in her notepad*
Right, scrambled eggs.
Order up!
*pastes the order on Jin's forehead*
Get to work

...looks like I'm going to have to train you



*takes the bottle and shoves it down his throat*

...now choke on it

*punches his throat to break the bottle.*

There's no need to talk, just do as you're told.

Oh I'm sorry did I say you can talk?
*smashes his jaw with the mace*
I'm guessing you must have problems cooking so I'll help you.

*catches it and shoves it into Jin's @ss*
Nonsense, you look a little bit uncomfortable. I insist that I help you on your first order.



Cooking eggs is easy.
First lets take a pan.
*smack Jin with the pan and turns on the stove*
Then we put oil in the pan. Personally, I don't like to waste oil, so I just put a little and try to spread the oil all around the pan.
*rubs Jin's face around the pan.*
It's a little hot so be careful.
Next its time for the eggs
*puts the eggs in the pan and it starts frying.*
We don't need them to be perfect since they're suppose to be scrambled so.
*uses his face to scramble them*
and we're done wasn't that easy?