Caught up to page 811 (considering my last post before that was at 784, not too shabby for one night's work), with the following exceptions:
Adding a link to your egg/hatchling with a fake image doesn’t inspire me to click you more. In fact, it inspires me to click you LESS. I will not be clicking the eggs/hatchlings of people who do this until the fake image link is removed. As does posting multiple times in one page.
I will not click your Valenth, Pokeplushies, or other sundry pets. This is a dragcave thread, and I’m rather tired of people posting 20 Valenth and 1 dragon egg.
I will not click the eggs/hatchlings of people who have been rude to those offering advice in this thread (right now, only one person). Nor will I click those I suspect of taking advantage of the honor system and lying about their clicking (right now, only one person.)
This

just needs to be male.
And if I could have a few spare clicks for my friends, I'd appreciate it: