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 Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:52 am
Naked Illusion Although Reaver and I have a very open relationship where we hardly show any affection and he let's me date the guy I was already dating long before I met him ;P
Although secretly you're madly luv me, but you're not going to admit it because you know and have accepted it wouldn't work.
Which is why you're dating the robot I made you guy that you have been with. cool
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:54 am
A Day for the Dying Reaver Darkside ADD This is your only warning.
I'd apologize and beg for mercy before you sign off.
Or you'll never be signing back on... anything. sweatdrop I don't fear lotus. Death is just another interesting experience. And pain...well. I can't really feel that right now! Mmmm vicodin.
That is a proven fact, it means a literal ONLINE death. Your account will be gone, and by limiting his power, you'll at least be able to recreate another account.. maybe.
Fear if you want, but trust in my words. Signing off without apologizing, becomes an instant ******** status.
And that's all I'm going to say. [/shrug]
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:54 am
Damian:// A real man let's me toy with his emotions and let's me do whatever the hell I want ;D Brownie points received!! xD
Reaver:// That's just... But.. Wha... gonk
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:55 am
I Dark Lotus I Alice:: How dare you cheat on Reaver like that?! He is such a poor tender soul afterall. sad Loss of brownie points. No cookies for you. Reaver:: He is going to wish he hadn't said that. Lotus, from now on I'm naming you delicate flower. Delicate flower - Don't be mad because I win. Just think of it as a learning experience. And don't EVER, EVER give me s**t for joking around again. Especially not right now. Because I'll kick the s**t out of your ******** scranny army a**. I'd say you need to learn to watch your mouth as much as I do. I'm just a REALLY slow learner. Let's see how fast you are. Now, you may think vicodin is a disadvantage with the sleepy drooly falling on a**, but the anti-pain part totally covers that. 3 of these things...dude im not sure how im still awake. I think i could take a chainsaw to the nads and not notice. As i was saying before... I think it was goodnight. yeah. That.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:56 am
Reaver:: I'm not going to respond to him. Hes lucky that I don't have time to do what I want to do right now. My lunch is over.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:56 am
Reaver - Fine.
Flower - I'm not sorry.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:57 am
Oh looky I think ADD (lawl) is growing a pair! =D
aaaaaaaaaaand they're gone xD Haha jkjk
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:59 am
Naked Illusion Oh looky I think ADD (lawl) is growing a pair! =D
aaaaaaaaaaand they're gone xD Haha jkjk A pair of pretty pretty daisy's. Wait, the'yre gone? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:02 am
A Day for the Dying Reaver Darkside ADD This is your only warning.
I'd apologize and beg for mercy before you sign off.
Or you'll never be signing back on... anything. sweatdrop I don't fear lotus. Death is just another interesting experience. And pain...well. I can't really feel that right now! Mmmm vicodin. ok the light saber d***o
thing was kinda funny but
...do u honestly think
that because u talk about
light saber dildos, vicodin
& not fearing death makes u hot s**t?
sure u may actually be some person
who stayed up late & did some drugs but sounds like
u just want attention. throwing urself
out there saying "oh who wants to see my
sexy pix?!" or telling alice its her "loss"
to not have u, going about
how u can feel the vicodin
'hitting' u and ranting about
random things so ppl will say "lol" &
reply to u. but before u go around trying
to tell my husband its 'nap time'
why dont u take ur druggy self to bed
being that u claim u havent slept
& ur so drugged up?
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:03 am
Naked Illusion Damian:// A real man let's me toy with his emotions and let's me do whatever the hell I want ;D Brownie points received!! xD
Reaver:// That's just... But.. Wha... gonk
So I assure you that I am most definitely not joking around. I am completely 100% serious when I say that he is not a robot, but in fact a super hightech humanoid from a distant time frame that you could not fully recollect at this current time. Through advanced cybernetics and tiring programming work, your boyfriend was created in order to be fitting to the degree of knowledge that the scientists of the future could set your overall moods and sways.
Now do not fear, because even the highly advanced oils in his systems are actually created to be a perfected simulation to the natural liquids of the human body.
He is the perfected humanoid companion of the 30th century. 3nodding
But do not fear, for I have the shutdown switch just in case... Although it is partially broken from traveling back in time, and I do not have the extensive tools required in order to manufacture a working model at this time. sad
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:05 am
married ninja nerd A Day for the Dying Reaver Darkside ADD This is your only warning.
I'd apologize and beg for mercy before you sign off.
Or you'll never be signing back on... anything. sweatdrop I don't fear lotus. Death is just another interesting experience. And pain...well. I can't really feel that right now! Mmmm vicodin. ok the light saber d***o
thing was kinda funny but
...do u honestly think
that because u talk about
light saber dildos, vicodin
& not fearing death makes u hot s**t?
sure u may actually be some person
who stayed up late & did some drugs but sounds like
u just want attention. throwing urself
out there saying "oh who wants to see my
sexy pix?!" or telling alice its her "loss"
to not have u, going about
how u can feel the vicodin
'hitting' u and ranting about
random things so ppl will say "lol" &
reply to u. but before u go around trying
to tell my husband its 'nap time'
why dont u take ur druggy self to bed
being that u claim u havent slept
& ur so drugged up? That's what I've been trying to do. And I was joking. Can a boy not joke? Really. I get I'm an ugly ********. I wasn't actually serious about the loss. Now, stop being total a** ******** to somebody who is drugged up and hasn't slept in a couple days. You think there might be a reason? Hmm? just maybe? Can't even let me enjoy myself. People ******** suck. I don't feel like dealing with you a** wipes anymore. Don't act like you know me or when im serious about s**t. ******** off. I'm going to pass out now. Enjoy ******** off.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:09 am
ADD:: Awww, is someone depressed cause their mother took away their playstation or xbox? Hmn, perhaps its that your balls just dropped and your mother thought it was funny so she told the whole family. Now you just have to deal with them talking about your peach fuzz? Oh, let me guess... Your internet girlfriend has found some other internet 'stud' and you are now left to count your 1's and 0's all by your lonesome? WAIT WAIT, I bet your excuse is even better. Go ahead and tell it. Explain to everyone just exactly WHY you have the right to be a total idiot and not be told to shut up.
You are right. No one knows you, but no one WANTS to know you. A nobody whom stepped up and got shot down, so he complains about sleep and drugs. Like I said originally, Pathetic.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:09 am
I AM NOW CONSIDERED THE NICE ONE! D:
Reaver... If he's the perfected humanoid of the 30th Century then why is he partially broken? THAT WOULD MAKE HIM NOT PERFECT AT ALL!
The mistake has been corrected! Mwahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:12 am
Naked Illusion I AM NOW CONSIDERED THE NICE ONE! D:
Reaver... If he's the perfected humanoid of the 30th Century then why is he partially broken? THAT WOULD MAKE HIM NOT PERFECT AT ALL!
The mistake has been corrected! Mwahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Therefore, time-travel has weakened his body, and caused him to be inept to humane issues such as what he has.
It is discomforting that his model was not capable of the advanced time travel. I will be sure to take that into account on my next trip forward in time. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:13 am
I Dark Lotus I ADD:: Awww, is someone depressed cause their mother took away their playstation or xbox? Hmn, perhaps its that your balls just dropped and your mother thought it was funny so she told the whole family. Now you just have to deal with them talking about your peach fuzz? Oh, let me guess... Your internet girlfriend has found some other internet 'stud' and you are now left to count your 1's and 0's all by your lonesome? WAIT WAIT, I bet your excuse is even better. Go ahead and tell it. Explain to everyone just exactly WHY you have the right to be a total idiot and not be told to shut up. You are right. No one knows you, but no one WANTS to know you. A nobody whom stepped up and got shot down, so he complains about sleep and drugs. Like I said originally, Pathetic. I just wasted 2 years of my life on a girl, whom I was suppose to marry. I swear, one more word out of you and you guys will understand that Mr. Delicate flower here is nothing to fear. You'll have something worse.
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