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Lesbian one-liners:
Life is a process. Lesbian life is the process of processing the process.

Lesbians don't hate men. You must be thinking of married straight women.

If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic."

It is not against any written lesbian law to wear pantyhose. They just seem silly under your softball uniform.

In the olden days, it was believed there were only seven lesbians in the whole world, and the rest was done with mirrors. We know now there are MILLIONS of lesbians but only seven lesbian HAIRCUTS.

The average lesbian date lasts approximately three years.

Serial monogamy is swell until you get tired of the same old serial every morning.

It is nearly impossible for a lesbian to have a best friend she has not been previously married to. Or won't soon be married to.

It can't be a sin. We are not even IN the Bible.


RPG-related one-liners:
Cross my hearts and hope to regenerate.

He's dim, Jed.

I am very interested in the future because I plan to spend the rest of my life there.

I'll have some of what that gentlebeing on the floor is drinking

Live wrong and preposterously

My parents went to Sol 3 and all I got was this stupid human

Old Gallifreyan riddle -- which came first the future or the past?

On my planet we laugh occasionally

Reality is the opiate of the people

There is a very fine line between reality and fantasy -- and I'd just as soon obscure it

Time paradoxes will have given me a headache

Anachronists do it knightly

Buggeth Off

Gamers make better lovers -- They know how to handle themselves in the dark

Have you oppressed your peasants today?

Never trust a smiling game master

Those spurs are, I must say, a provocative addition to your wardrobe.

Waste a Knight with me

-is amused.-
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I'm quoting this one, somewhere.
"Gamers make better lovers -- They know how to handle themselves in the dark." xd

Sorry, I kept forgetting to list it. XD
Himetsuki ((Clan Technique)):
Gained at 20,000 Chakra The doujustu ability of the Jibaku clan, when the user gets strong enough to actually gain these eyes, they become able to in a sense, cause explosions by looking at an object. But in reality, these eyes convert chakra into an almost invisible trail of pure heat, much like a laser. That when the heat strikes an object it causes the object to com-bust and explode. This Doujutsu causes the user's eyes to actually heat up with each use, causing them to water and begin to slowly burn. The more this Doujutsu is used in battle, the more likely it is to literally burn the eyes out of their head.

Advanced Himetsuki
The advanced form of the Doujutsu ability of the Jibaku clan. This is activated once the clan member gains 40k in chakra. With this technique the clan member can actually use their eyes without the need to worry about their eyes burning up. Their eyes allow them to become able to in a sense, cause explosions by looking at an object. But in reality, these eyes convert chakra into an almost invisible trail of pure heat, much like a laser. That when the heat strikes an object it causes the object to com-bust and explode. With this advanced version of the technique, they can now use their heated vision to glance at normal weapons, heating them to the point of either being too hot to hold, or simply causing them to explode with a small explosion in the opponent's hands. It does not cause Special Weapons or Hidden Katana blades to explode.

Advanced just refines the 'laser' into a finer point.
And for the sake of the exam. Figure it as aiming towards a specific object on the enemy in question. 3nodding

Draco wants to know what 'the earth seal' that certain people keep mentioning is.

Got anything on me, Draco? xd

Let me know if you're interested in Joining the AM [or the Akatsuki which I now control as well]

I'll let you know what you can do to get in easily. 3nodding